Some suggestions on how to eat when you're broke...

[Turtle]

Turtle , dude, when I was practicing pacifism on the "ROCK" in between trips to the canopy jungle when I could collect flight and combat pay, I found a great way to eat for free aside from the swill on base. Dude, my point is, get a sort of a job, sir.
I used to drive for Chicken Delight, man. I mean look for those who benefit. All the drivers were free to work up an appetite through a strict drug regimen and the cooks would fuck up a pizza order whenever we asked(they were all fascists, practicing  pacifism when they were'nt in the "nam") and we could have all the drinks, fries and slaw, anytime. And let's not forget,let's not forget, you get paid and tips....and you get paid..... and you eat for free...man!

Are you telling me to get a job, sir?
You want me to do what my parents did, sir?
Is this...What day is this?

[brandt]

Turtle DUDE, No not a square job, just something for grub. Just got back from volunteer fire co drill, Dude they fired up the grill with dogs and burgers plus sides. All the dude had to do was squirt the hose, and lets not forget, free food

[Waldo Deraldo]

Hey, free food is better than having to pay ,like, 55 cents at the local food place for an order of fries, because 55 cents is a lot of money.

[Turtle]

Well my check finally arrived today, I was so excited, thinking about all the things I need to buy, and how cool it is that I have money for the weekend.....however, the client actually wrote the check wrong and I didn't realize it until I got to the bank and they wouldn't cash it. Strikes and gutters man.
Looks like I gotta abide another few days man. No oat sodas this weekend dudes...bummer.

[brandt]

..and let's not forget, tomorrow's the tenth already....I mean you gotta feed the monkey