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Rev. Ed C

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« on: December 21, 2011, 05:22:59 AM »
Whilst some might say there's nothing wrong with the mantra of "Om", I think something that helps me think is going into a contemplative trance to the mantra of "Ummmmm..."

Eventually the answer will always come, such as "Ummm... I'll have a pint of Old Rosie" or "Ummm... I think I left it on the desk" or "Ummm... isn't he already dead?"

The power of Um, the thinking-dude's trance of concentration :)
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Re: Um
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 10:59:58 AM »
...and to generate greater dudely compassion, we may recall The Dude's plight of ruglessness by chanting the mantra:  ...um, manly pad mayhem...
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Re: Um
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 11:28:50 AM »
Umm... is this a, umm... what day is this?
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Re: Um
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 03:41:10 PM »
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

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Re: Um
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 05:24:09 PM »
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um, manly pad mayhem.

So that's why my pad is so messy?  I've been chanting something similar for years... ;)
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Re: Um
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 03:48:33 PM »
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.
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Re: Um
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2011, 06:25:12 AM »
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.

I assume those were the lardy kind ;D
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Re: Um
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2011, 07:01:15 PM »
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.

Did it work? ;D

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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2011, 06:19:53 AM »
haha! i get it! om mani padmay ommmmm. i like it.

I used to get all the Chefs to chant "Om mani fatman boing" all together to get the Yorkshire puddings to rise.

Did it work? ;D

You doubt my mystical powers?

Of course it did.

It also used to freak the waitresses out when they would walk into the kitchen to find all the chefs chanting.

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Re: Um
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2012, 09:44:41 AM »
Whilst some might say there's nothing wrong with the mantra of "Om", I think something that helps me think is going into a contemplative trance to the mantra of "Ummmmm..."

Eventually the answer will always come, such as "Ummm... I'll have a pint of Old Rosie" or "Ummm... I think I left it on the desk" or "Ummm... isn't he already dead?"

The power of Um, the thinking-dude's trance of concentration :)
oh god dude thats classic. I love it. I have been practicing that for years.

 

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