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assholes everywhere!!!!!!!!
« on: December 03, 2011, 02:23:52 PM »
so im driving home, up a road where cars can only go in the  direction im going and the other direction is only for buses, there is the asshole parked on the side of the road facing and wanting to go in the direction of the buses, anyway so im driving and this fucker just pulls out infront of me and stops!, i slam on the brakes and look at him put my hands up and say "what are you dpoing?", to which he makes the hand gesture of wanker at me, then drives off down the road in the wrong direction, and im driving home angry at this peice of shit, i didnt do anything wrong!, why why why why should i feel stressed and angry because of an asshole, he is off down the road with not a care in the world!!!!!!!!!

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Re: assholes everywhere!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2011, 02:39:27 PM »
Two Buddhist monks are walking down a road when they see a young woman who is trying to negotiate a very large puddle. The lady is dressed in her finest clothes and is clearly struggling to try not to get wet.

The Monks have sworn a vow of chastity and this means that they cannot touch the female form.

One of the monks stops and picks the Lady up and carries her over the puddle.

The two Priests continue on their way with the one who had taken no part in helping the woman  berating the other over breaking his vow.

Finally after an hour of this, the Monk who had helped the lady stopped and said to the other. " I put her down some time ago. Why are you still carrying her?"

Let it go dude.... let it go.

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Re: assholes everywhere!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 02:53:03 PM »
Two Buddhist monks are walking down a road when they see a young woman who is trying to negotiate a very large puddle. The lady is dressed in her finest clothes and is clearly struggling to try not to get wet.

The Monks have sworn a vow of chastity and this means that they cannot touch the female form.

One of the monks stops and picks the Lady up and carries her over the puddle.

The two Priests continue on their way with the one who had taken no part in helping the woman  berating the other over breaking his vow.

Finally after an hour of this, the Monk who had helped the lady stopped and said to the other. " I put her down some time ago. Why are you still carrying her?"

Let it go dude.... let it go.

Peace

i hear ya man, i try to let things like this go but i really do struggle, why should assholes keep getting away with this sort of shit, i hate rude people, i really do struggle letting things like this go, this is why i love the whole dudeism thing, im trying to be like the dude so as this sort of shit doesnt affect me, but its hard, thanks for your help, good story, i think im just big on principles and morals and rude people get me everytime....

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Re: assholes everywhere!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 03:06:42 PM »
It gets easier with practice....remember the undude might be having a really bad day.... anything could be going on in his life and we are just not privy to that information.

I always think that eventually he will drive down that road the right way and realise what an arsehole he was to you.

It doesn't stop the rudeness or the attitude...but you can be a better a man by just not rising to it all.

Peace dude.
Love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. :)

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Re: assholes everywhere!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 04:01:22 PM »
sounds like an american tourist to me.

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Re: assholes everywhere!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 05:10:56 PM »
Remember as well, without The Dude's acting out his sense of indignation, The Stranger would have had no tale to tell.  It's all of a piece.
Okay, Dude, have it your way.

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Re: assholes everywhere!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 06:32:01 PM »
so im driving home, up a road where cars can only go in the  direction im going and the other direction is only for buses, there is the asshole parked on the side of the road facing and wanting to go in the direction of the buses, anyway so im driving and this fucker just pulls out infront of me and stops!, i slam on the brakes and look at him put my hands up and say "what are you dpoing?", to which he makes the hand gesture of wanker at me, then drives off down the road in the wrong direction, and im driving home angry at this peice of shit, i didnt do anything wrong!, why why why why should i feel stressed and angry because of an asshole, he is off down the road with not a care in the world!!!!!!!!!

Into each life a little rain must fall, upon every dude a human paraquat must occasionally piss upon his rug.

....my advice; fuck it, dude, a few burgers a few beers, your troubles are over.
« Last Edit: December 03, 2011, 08:31:59 PM by DigitalBuddha »

 

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