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« Last Edit: November 18, 2011, 06:28:20 PM by BikerDude »

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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2011, 06:41:07 PM »
I just watched the first link Biker dude.... my eyes and ears can longer unsee  or unhear that... Thank you!

Why why why why why why why????

OMG I'm like so freaked out right now. I mean like wtf and everything and hey it's free right? all that land and stuff and like maybe my Ferrari will cost less to run if everyone just started to like grow stuff cos it's free right?

Way to go America!

I don't want to live on this planet any more!
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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2011, 07:01:23 PM »
Sorry mate the last link is the same as the first. Different IP's but same video.

But don't think you're alone. You just have more of them cos you're a biggerest country (did you see what I did there)

Now I was going to post a link then to stupid street UK but I found this instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HROjue-7wgQ&feature=related

Which to me is probably fucking worse. This guy has done fuck all wrong and I think he is awesome!

Peace

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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2011, 08:48:41 PM »

This one is amazing. Check out the faces of the people in the background!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScgFIKXKFkc&feature=related


And ummmm, like beer needs to be ummmm like in bigger bottles and totally cheaper, ummm, and ahhh, pizza needs to be delivered OK so like faster, and well, see ahhh, nachos need to be like totally piled higher, soooo yeah, ahhh, and like rolling paper, which is ummmm good for people, needs to longer, and ahhhh, we can really be a community if we all like use community toilets and you know, like places to pee on rugs and things, and so we can sell them in our stores and so like cars should run with like less gas so like we would all be like totally happy and drive around and have totally cool flashbacks and like bowling should be with like hot female forms, it can totally be a like California thing and like really work out cause iPods should be like totally free and everyone should like get a free one on ebay which would workout totally cool cause we could all totally be rich and slack totally.......... ;D


Where the fuck do these people come from?  :o

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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2011, 09:15:35 PM »
DB man we are like so much alike man..we should totally be our bbbbbffffff s's man you KNOW what I mean sweetie!

I just cannot understand what it is with all this negative stuff that's hitting our ears right now?

I mean WTF all this whining over human wrightes and stuff...

Gosh I have to admire your stance on wiki too as that is so like the most awsome reference book I ever read and everything I ever thought is on there sometimes.

I just heart the world! And I am so glad you heart me too DB Heart Heart Heart.

(Soz dude I cant do heart icon!) ;)
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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2011, 10:06:08 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWtWz_aGyk&feature=fvwrel

Between this all and the religious idiots I am becoming very depressed.
Another election coming up and the "news" shows are in full swing leading people around with ease and it's hard to view things as getting better.
Maybe people have been this dumb all along and we just didn't know. But it seems like as the years go it just gets worse and worse.

« Last Edit: November 18, 2011, 10:20:55 PM by BikerDude »

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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2011, 10:21:23 PM »
Biker dude. There was just no need for that mang!

I watched all of that shit and by God it made my dander rise!

I'm upset and slightly outraged and I do believe that was your intention Sir, to perhaps rile me a little whiles. Well Sir I shall not take your bait and I shall trust in my preventatives to keep me straight.

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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2011, 01:23:03 AM »
It comes down to lack of education and lack of discipline. No one fails classes anymore, they don't keep score at school sports events, and you're deemed special just because you can breath. It's us people. The parents and teachers, law makers and judges, who preferred to have friends for children, treating them like equals and treating them with such privilege and entitlement that they expect it the rest of their lives, even though they can't string together words to form a fucking sentence. 

And yes son, it's OK to live with us, even though you're 30, unemployed, and play video games all day.

America will eventually fall as all empires do, because it's too fat, arrogant, inefficient, and as we saw above, too scared to do something about its own stupidity. Because, like, we might offend someone.

What can we do about it, cause if all we do is bitch, then we just spread them negative waves man, to quote DB's tagline. Say no to your kids, be an example, and just maybe they'll rise head and shoulders above their peers. It won't take much from what I've seen.



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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2011, 02:21:14 AM »
As a wiser group of men than me once put it:


Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.


Everything has a shelf life.  Personally, me and my special lady are thinking of putting our young 10 yr old achiever into a Mandarin program...
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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2011, 03:21:42 AM »
As a wiser group of men than me once put it:


Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.


Everything has a shelf life.  Personally, me and my special lady are thinking of putting our young 10 yr old achiever into a Mandarin program...
That would be a smart move...



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Re: we have seen the enemy and it is us
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2011, 04:28:56 AM »
It comes down to lack of education and lack of discipline. No one fails classes anymore, they don't keep score at school sports events, and you're deemed special just because you can breath. It's us people. The parents and teachers, law makers and judges, who preferred to have friends for children, treating them like equals and treating them with such privilege and entitlement that they expect it the rest of their lives, even though they can't string together words to form a fucking sentence. 

And yes son, it's OK to live with us, even though you're 30, unemployed, and play video games all day.

America will eventually fall as all empires do, because it's too fat, arrogant, inefficient, and as we saw above, too scared to do something about its own stupidity. Because, like, we might offend someone.

What can we do about it, cause if all we do is bitch, then we just spread them negative waves man, to quote DB's tagline. Say no to your kids, be an example, and just maybe they'll rise head and shoulders above their peers. It won't take much from what I've seen.

Very well said, dude! Hear hear!! Even though it would have caused an international scandal, been debated in the UN as a "violation of human rights" and there would be outcries to have the city counsel resign, I would have told that dumb ass strumpet to "shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down!" And if she bitched about it, I would have further told her that "this is not Nam, those are fucking rules," and "yes, we are the fucking park rangers, dumbass!"

 

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