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Turtle

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How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« on: June 04, 2008, 04:21:12 AM »
Just wondering coz I happen to be unemployed myself, how exactly does the Dude pay his rent, and buy beers and caucasions, etc, etc.

I could use some financial advice here, Dude-style.
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 08:43:05 AM »
Legend has it that in the early drafts of the script the Dude was the heir to the Rubic's Cube fortune. The Coens dropped that later, however.

I myself dabbled in coasting along like the Dude does at one point. Not in 'Nam, of course.
The whole concept abates.

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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 04:45:26 AM »
thats fucking interesting, man, thats fucking interesting.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2008, 04:51:45 AM by Turtle »
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 08:02:53 AM »
actually the other day i had an epiphany, a business idea came to me, a solid idea, i made a business plan, got most of the website done, but still need a partner or investor to help with the startup or, if partner, then the long term.

i'm broke.

but anyway, i know if i will it, it is no dream.
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 03:24:57 PM »
He does the unenjoyment shuffle, man.  Um, I mean unemployment.
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 03:38:33 PM »
Work = A world of pain, a pain in the ass.
       
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 03:40:18 PM »
Really.  Want an oat soda?
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 07:03:53 PM »
I'll take a caucasian Gary. Friends like these Gary.
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 08:42:21 PM »
Hey - Chalupa -

you mentioned something about a $600 tax refund in one of dudette's threads,

help me out, will you, whats that all about, I dont anything about it and i didnt file taxes this year,

so can i still get that?
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 10:44:12 PM »
Dudes income...

Unemployment checks, supplying his buds with the sacred herb, part time work for Walter, Speed of Sound Tour (bunch of assholes), Bowling tournaments, ripping off and reselling rugs...it all adds up to the rent. Just slip it under the door.

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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2008, 12:58:07 AM »
Wheres the money Lebowski?!

Wheres the money Lebowski?!

Wheres the fuckin money SHithead?!
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2008, 01:35:27 AM »
Wheres the money Lebowski?!

Wheres the money Lebowski?!

Wheres the fuckin money SHithead?!

Huh? wait wait, let me, let me explain something to you. Uh, I am not Mr. Lebowski;you're Mr. Lebowski.  I'm the Dude.  So that's  what  you call me. You know, uh, That, or uh,his  Dudeness, or uh Duder, or uh El Duderino, if,  you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--uh.

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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2008, 03:10:24 AM »
Are we gonna split hairs over this?
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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2008, 02:19:01 PM »
Are we gonna split hairs over this?

Man. They were nihilists, man.

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Re: How Does The Dude Make a Living?
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2008, 05:06:02 PM »
at least national socialism is an ethos...
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

 

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