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Maude or Bunny?
« on: June 02, 2008, 02:41:56 AM »
So to all the dudes, no offense to the dudettes, but i'd like to know,
if you had the chance to bounce in the sack with either Maude or Bunny....
which would you choose....and whhhyyyyy?
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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 11:10:11 AM »
No problemo man, don't worry about me.
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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 08:52:17 PM »
Well, one requires a cash machine, and, uh, I can't seem to find one right now.

The other's a fucking lady friend, no strings attached. That's cool.

Bunny appeals to my lesser Dude...Maude, to the higher Dude.
The whole concept abates.

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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 01:51:01 AM »
So to all the dudes, no offense to the dudettes, but i'd like to know,
if you had the chance to bounce in the sack with either Maude or Bunny....
which would you choose....and whhhyyyyy?

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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 02:51:28 AM »
Menage on twa I dont think would work maaaan, would be like a cat fight
in bed, Maude hates Bunny. She would kill that poor woman maaaan.
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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 10:16:58 AM »
Ok, I'm a Dudette but i'll get my opinion man, if i was a Dude i will choose Maude, i don't know, i like the way she talks and she likes the word vagina and like SmokeytheBuddha says, she's a fucking lady friend and that's cool.The other thing is, she have money and she can live like an artist working in the development of her art, strongly vaginal.
Bunny is very funny in a sense, but she's a nimpho i think she don't likes sex, shes likes money...and please...don't call her my mother.
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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 04:01:26 AM »
those are all good points but i think i would choose Bunny, Maude gives me the creeps, especially when she starts talking in foreign tongues and laughing with the friend with the cleft asshole, Knox Harrington, the video artist.

at least with the slut, you know where you stand.

of course, if it wasnt just sex, then Maude would be the better choice since she's rich.

and plus Bunny is a porn star and that's plus points right there. and she's a nympho
so thats also bonus points.

but Maude is very controlling it seems, i cant handle that in a lady friend.
i think i would be entering a world of pain with Maude but thats just ..like..
my opinion.

i might add that both are hot, tho, and it would depend on my mood and what condition
my condition was in.

« Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 04:09:13 AM by Turtle »
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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2008, 11:11:14 AM »
"Those are all good points but i think i would choose Bunny, Maude gives me the creeps, especially when she starts talking in foreign tongues and laughing with the friend with the cleft asshole, Knox Harrington, the video artist."

You got a big point there Dude turtle, i hate it too, she and this undercover gay Knox Harrington have a very bad actitude with the dude.
Thanks Turtle.
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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 11:25:40 AM »
"and plus Bunny is a porn star and that's plus points right there. and she's a nympho
so thats also bonus points"

And Dude Turtle, don't forget  what happens whit the great artist Jeff Koons and his ex wife Cicciolina.She is a nimpho and he don't has the streng to endure it.I mean one year of marriage...that's nothing.Poor man.
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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2008, 04:56:29 PM »
Menage on twa I dont think would work maaaan, would be like a cat fight
in bed, Maude hates Bunny. She would kill that poor woman maaaan.

It would make one hell of a bed party  ;D

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Re: Maude or Bunny?
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2008, 05:10:17 PM »
Maude- even though she is a pretentious snob, she is HOT, and imagine the fun you could have with her in the harness... but that's just like my opinion, man
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