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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #105 on: October 22, 2011, 07:33:44 AM »
My favorite Pulp Fiction quote:

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you
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« Reply #106 on: October 22, 2011, 11:22:32 AM »

Indeed!  Or how about Pulp Fiction? We'd get to carry guns, and every time we're about to cap someone's ass, we get to quote:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee. "


Isn't that taken from another religion already?
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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #107 on: October 22, 2011, 01:36:25 PM »
Yes, it's old testament, upon which Jews and Christians hang their hat.  Similar to how Dudeism is based on the Tao. So, we could exercise creative license and build another religion out of a movie: Pulp Fictionism!!!   :D



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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #108 on: October 22, 2011, 02:44:42 PM »
The world does Not need another Religion...it needs Dudeism...a philosophical way to live life.
Down With Dogma! 8)



oh, i quite like the kevin smith film ;)
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« Reply #109 on: October 22, 2011, 02:51:18 PM »
jay and silent bob are pretty dudely
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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #110 on: October 22, 2011, 03:52:37 PM »
jay and silent bob are pretty dudely
Jay & silent Bob are a hoot, I agree! The out takes from their second film made me roar...



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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #111 on: October 22, 2011, 07:06:50 PM »
Mama Dog is a bitch...

Okay, Dude, have it your way.

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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #112 on: October 23, 2011, 01:37:18 AM »
Did my karma run over your dogma?



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« Reply #113 on: October 23, 2011, 01:44:59 AM »
Thumbs up for Kevin Smith's Dogma, probably the most correct movie on religion. Fucking A!
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« Reply #114 on: October 23, 2011, 12:02:20 PM »
If you're looking for an Ethos and I have several,just like my opinions.How about this?
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« Reply #115 on: October 24, 2011, 08:50:00 AM »
Thumbs up for Kevin Smith's Dogma, probably the most correct movie on religion. Fucking A!

Apart from the angel names. Big bugbear I have, I love the film (especially the thirteenth apostle being a black guy so excluded from the bible, and Alanis Morissette as God)

It's just if you see the prophecy (I, II, III, IV and V) at least they tried to follow the christian mystic/Jewish tradition in the angel names.
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« Reply #116 on: October 24, 2011, 05:04:46 PM »
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the thirteenth apostle being a black guy so excluded from the bible

All the apostles and indeed the Jesus himself were of Arabic descent and therefore if not Black then extremely brown! This seems to be glossed over a lot by the church and it's Alabama and deep South followers.

I also like the way Western artists portray Mary and baby jeebus as WHITE!

I can feel my rage rising......so had better stop typing for a bit!

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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #117 on: October 25, 2011, 02:02:15 AM »
Well CD, history and Roman Catholic religion don't usually go hand in hand. But I guess this happens to many other religions. Hey, they begins by saying that Mary didn't have zesty enterprises to have JCD!!!!!!! I hate these kind of lies, completely nonsense but the worst part is that some people believe them anyway.

M5 far out! I dig them too even if I'm a bit sad for angels who cannot drink anymore. What a bummer.  ;D

And let's not forget the real Jesus, the Buddy Christ.  :D
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Re: Dudeism insulted
« Reply #118 on: October 25, 2011, 02:15:30 AM »
Have ANY one of you not watched Zeitgeist? It's the tip of the iceberg, but very well researched.



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« Reply #119 on: October 25, 2011, 05:13:34 AM »

I also like the way Western artists portray Mary and baby jeebus as WHITE!

I can feel my rage rising......so had better stop typing for a bit!

Peace Meekon.


Um....


The Black Madonna?

Sorry ;D

Though not an admission by the christians but a strange European cult (the term does not include those modern African re-imaginings of the Madonna as an African) possibly linked to Isis worship subsumed into christianity.
« Last Edit: October 25, 2011, 05:21:59 AM by meekon5 »
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