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EdOConnell

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New Dude Theological GAME -- along with bowling.
« on: June 01, 2008, 01:25:04 PM »
Golf.  Herein lies a chance after every shot to practice the basic tenet of Dudeism.  No matter what happens, no matter what kind of happenstance occurs, not matter ... well, there is always the opportunity to invoke the depths of our spiritual way of life with the adage: The shot abides.

In my short experience as a dudeist priest I have not only presided over a blessing of the bikes, blessing of the vibrators, and blessing of the weed-of-life, but have found dudeism is the easiest way to ... mmm, kind of lost it there.

Anyway, I hope there are other old dudes who might respond.

   
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Re: New Dude Theological GAME -- along with bowling.
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2008, 02:58:05 PM »
Golf.  Herein lies a chance after every shot to practice the basic tenet of Dudeism.  No matter what happens, no matter what kind of happenstance occurs, not matter ... well, there is always the opportunity to invoke the depths of our spiritual way of life with the adage: The shot abides.

In my short experience as a dudeist priest I have not only presided over a blessing of the bikes, blessing of the vibrators, and blessing of the weed-of-life, but have found dudeism is the easiest way to ... mmm, kind of lost it there.

Anyway, I hope there are other old dudes who might respond.

   

What the fuck are you blathering about?  ;D



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Re: New Dude Theological GAME -- along with bowling.
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 02:24:45 AM »
I have two problems with golf.

First is that you hit a ball (fun) but then you gotta go chase it (sucks),
and thats a lot of walking. Of course you can rent of those carts (if u have the money) but still...brings me to the second problem...

Theres no air conditioning.
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Re: New Dude Theological GAME -- along with bowling.
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 11:17:03 AM »
Golf??
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: New Dude Theological GAME -- along with bowling.
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 08:48:37 PM »
Obviously, I'm not a golfer.
The whole concept abates.

Andrea D.

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Re: New Dude Theological GAME -- along with bowling.
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 10:17:26 AM »
Me too, i'm not a golfer.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: New Dude Theological GAME -- along with bowling.
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2008, 11:20:39 PM »
Obviously, you're not a bowler

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