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Greetings...
« on: September 13, 2011, 04:58:42 PM »
I'm back after a short hiatus, taking it easy and what-not...  I see things are pretty much the same. A lot of new people here, that's a pretty cool thing, Man.

I was away for some months touring with my friends bands. That was an adventure...  We went from La Jolla, to Leo Carrillo, to Pismo and beyond, and then came back again. We met a chick in Santa Cruz that had a nice marmot. She told us that it was a fucking show marmot, with fucking papers...  We all drank caucasians, and laughed our asses off at her...

Anyhow, I'm back in Los Angeles. And, looking forward to the Lebowski Fest in a couple of weeks. Now I've gotta go find my briefcase, and get ready to get back to work. The briefcase has papers... Just Papers...  You, know, my papers...  Business papers.
Saturday Donny, is Shabbas. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

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Re: Greetings...
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 05:00:23 PM »
Welcome back, dude, good to see you abiding.

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Re: Greetings...
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 05:15:36 PM »
I'm back after a short hiatus...

My Dad had one of those it's quite an easy operation to cure it now.
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Re: Greetings...
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 05:36:54 PM »
I'm back after a short hiatus...

My Dad had one of those it's quite an easy operation to cure it now.

Good one, Man...  See, that's what I get for using big H words that are hard to spell...  Some Chinaman was conversing with me the other day, about the tenets of national socialism, and he used that word "Hiatus"...  I thought I'd use the word, because it rhymed coitus, which is the physical act of love or sex...  Wait. What was the question? 

Oh Yeah...  I certainly hope your old man's feeling better now. 
Saturday Donny, is Shabbas. The Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I um, don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

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Re: Greetings...
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2011, 05:51:16 PM »
Welcome back. Hope the operation was successful! ;)

Peace dude.
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