favorite stanza's from the DUDE DE CHING?

[hannahdude]

This is one of my favorites and I keep it on the fridge.


If people aren't privy to the new shit that has come to light,
 Cowards among them will threaten castration;
 If no action is taken,
 There will only be pee-stains on the rug.

[Leopoldrose]

Far out man. Perfect way to start my morning. Thanks Hannah-Dude!

[A Dude]

I really dig the last verse in the Great Dudes in History stanza...

Those who can take 'er easy while lying face down in the muck,

And remain perfectly calm while goons pee on their rug,

Aren't looking for a handout, nor do they feed the monkey,

So everything works out pretty good for them.