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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2011, 12:47:18 PM »
We got a couple of wise janitors.

While I agree fundamentally, I would say not all opinions are justified, and some opinions are more Dude than others. I wouldn't call the Big Lebowski's opinions very Dudelike, but I think what CC is getting at, is all opinion holders are tolerated, maybe not their opinions or their aggression, but the holder of opinions the personage, er...lost my train of thought there.

How does that tie-in with what CC said? There doesn't appear to be a literal connection. Hmm.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2011, 12:54:01 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2011, 05:31:20 PM »
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, the answer my friend is blowing in the wind...... when ash gets in your eye....... some smoker just walked by ..... threw his butt on the ground..... leaving an ashhole.... eyesore.......

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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2011, 06:01:17 PM »
http://law.tm/disclaimers.html

This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Sell before date stamped on carton.
Do not purchase if seal has been tampered with.
Contents under pressure.
Void where prohibited or taxed.
Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number.
Batteries not included.
Some settling of contents may occur during shipping.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to CAB approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings.
For recreational use only.
Do not disturb.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Times approximate.
Simulated picture.
No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Slippery when wet.
Parental guidance suggested.
Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Use unleaded fuel only.
For office use only.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
For sale by prescription only.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
At participating locations only.
Not the Beatles, just an incredible simulation.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Your mileage may vary.
No part of this publication may be reproduced in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Items sold separately.
Slightly higher in California.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
No riders.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Don't try this at home.
Dispose of properly.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Do not immerse.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
No bills over $20 accepted.
Price does not include taxes, title, destination charges, or dealer prep.
No pepper games.
This is not a competition, it is only an exhibition.
No wagering.
An equal opportunity employer.
Published simultaneously in Canada.
List was current at time of printing.
This supersedes all previous notices.
This information is subject to change without notice.
All rights reserved.

And of course a few they forgot!
Objects may be larger than they appear...objects may be closer than they appear...results may very...close cover before striking...seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting more than 4 hours! :D
« Last Edit: July 15, 2011, 06:15:11 PM by cckeiser »
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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2011, 06:21:43 PM »
Er, thanks for clearing that up Sage CC    8)

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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2011, 06:30:05 PM »
That pretty much covers everything you need to get thru life I would say.....
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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2011, 01:48:30 PM »
Are they not the same? Jezzzz, what the fuck do I know. Fuck it, both are dude like and therefore as one. Fuck it, I'm going bowling.  ;D

"both are dude like and therefore as one"

As we are all Dude like here does that mean we are all actually the same person and just talking to ourself then?

Perhaps it can be seen as "one dude, many voices."

oh shit-- did we just swerve into monotheism there?

"unidude" is pretty funny though  ;)
 

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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2011, 06:30:28 PM »
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Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

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Busmum

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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2011, 05:56:50 PM »
Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

OMG!!! WHERE CAN I GET HAPPY FUN BALL????
 

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cakebelly

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Re: Disclaimer
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2011, 02:25:35 AM »
Happy FUN BALL!
-only $14.95-


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.


Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!


 

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