Death by Haiku - meekon5's 1000th Post

[meekon5]

1000 Times.

How hard in writing,
Disappointment so easy,
I hope not to fail.

1000 Train.

Dudeist on the train,
Celebrates by writing poems,
Much fuss about nothing.

Time Of 1000.

So much time spent here,
What good works could I have done?
Better the time spent.

Celebrate 1000.

Celebrate thousand,
How best to say the meaningful,
Only able to say Mu.

1000 Mu.

Such big importance,
One thousand Dudeist comments,
Best to say no-thing.

1000 Empty Gourds.

Still nothing to say,
A thousand empty rattles,
Why break the habit?

1000 Glasses.

Cheap bottle of red,
Raise a glass to you my friends,
Thousand times too many?

1000 Lebowskiist.

Joint and an oat soda,
Rugs tying the room together,
Abiding with the Dudes.

Abide.

[cakebelly]

An excellent 1000th post - M5 - couldn't have been better, coolio Dudeio. 

[Caesar dude]

Fantastic Meekon!

Congrats on the big 1000....that's a lot of dudely writing.

Peace always.

Reverend CD

[DigitalBuddha]

M5 dude, just a little thing for your 1000th post, mang! Congrats!!!!



  No need for a cash machine, but Brandt can't watch or it will still cost him a 100 clams, or bucks or what have you.

[Rev. Ed C]

Are you telling me you managed to find your own state of zenlike inspiration on a South West Train from London to Portsmouth?

You, sir, are as a God

[Abideist]

 
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I like your style dude...Cheers

 

[hannahdude]

i believe i am in zesty love with meekon5. im starting to dream about that 'stash and the accent that must accompany it.

[cckeiser]

1000!!! Way to go dude!

[forumdude]

fabulous stuff man! this should bump you up into a higher lax bracket.

[DigitalBuddha]

fabulous stuff man! this should bump you up into a higher lax bracket.

  Brandt, give meekon5 the envelope.

[cakebelly]

@hannahdude - and they say his beard is as soft as the first kiss of Spring . .

[Rev. Ed C]

i believe i am in zesty love with meekon5. im starting to dream about that 'stash and the accent that must accompany it.

I very much doubt you could dream up an accent like that one.  It's not one of the ones we thrust into our international media very often

That being said, it's apparent that no matter how many of the dozens of regional accents we have here in the England that we DO thrust into the international media, America still only thinks of two, and always gets those ones wrong anyway