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YABBJ
« on: March 24, 2011, 06:44:21 PM »
(Yet Another Bad Banjo Joke)






What's the difference between a banjo and a Harley-Davidson?


















You only have to tune the Harley ONCE per use!


(I don't know about this one, really ... I neither ride nor know much of anything about bikes, but I have heard that HD motorcycles are notorious for needing constant maintenance.)

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Re: YABBJ
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2011, 09:30:25 PM »
gotta ask.

some of these are coming from popsicle sticks arn't they?
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Re: YABBJ
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2011, 09:45:58 PM »
Away with you, troll.

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Re: YABBJ
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2011, 10:37:19 PM »
What is the one thing worse than a banjo player telling bad banjo jokes?





































Yeah, I couldn't think of anything worse either! ;D
« Last Edit: March 24, 2011, 11:05:30 PM by cckeiser »
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Re: YABBJ
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2011, 02:54:41 AM »
What is the one thing worse than a banjo player telling bad banjo jokes?

Two banjo players telling bad banjo jokes?
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 10:04:00 AM »
Away with you, troll.

the bridge i live beneath is under construction.
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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 10:22:19 AM »
What is the one thing worse than a banjo player telling bad banjo jokes?

One banjo player telling two bad banjo jokes?
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Re: YABBJ
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 12:13:57 PM »
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.

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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2011, 12:19:26 PM »
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.

Not dicks, just once you post it becomes public domain and we don't always take things the way you anticipated.

Rule of thumb don't post it if you don't want the piss taking.

See any number of times I've gotten into a fight with someone because they've misinterpreted what I was saying (as I've heard before, there should be a sarcasm font).

All in the best possible taste!

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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2011, 12:59:09 PM »

..., there should be a sarcasm font).


;D

I thought that was what ;D was for? ???
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2011, 01:18:27 PM »
Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.
No need dude, I was just playing along.
Well I thought it was funny! ;D
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2011, 01:29:06 PM »

..., there should be a sarcasm font).


;D

I thought that was what ;D was for? ???


Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.
No need dude, I was just playing along.
Well I thought it was funny! ;D


So from the first quote does that mean the second quote is sarcastic then?

Yours

Confused from London England.

Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off.

What Banjo bating has been made illegal now as well?

First it was the badgers now it's the banjo's. :(

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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2011, 01:53:09 PM »
Ok, ok, you're right, there should be a sarcasm font! 8)


"Fine, I get it - no need to be dicks about it, though.  I'll knock it off."

sheesh, some people can't take a joke. ;D

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Re: YABBJ
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2011, 07:07:22 PM »
Speak for yourself meekon, i was totally being a dick.


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:D   JUST KIDDIN BANJO DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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