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Banjo Dude

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Dumb Banjo Joke Time! Yaaaay!
« on: March 11, 2011, 09:11:58 PM »
I don't remember where I saw this one first, but it's one of my favorites.



How many banjo players does it take to eat a possum?

















Two...  One to eat the possum, and one to watch for cars!

Abideist

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Re: Dumb Banjo Joke Time! Yaaaay!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 10:12:48 PM »
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i got a joke for ya.

How many strings does a banjo have?







Five, after I remove one and use it as a garrote on the banjo player...
:D
« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 10:15:00 PM by Koog-meister »
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DigitalBuddha

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Re: Dumb Banjo Joke Time! Yaaaay!
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2011, 04:21:26 AM »
Here's one for you..........

Q. How many nude scenes does Maude have in TBL?


















A. Not enough!  ;D 

...............just want to help her conceive, man!

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Re: Dumb Banjo Joke Time! Yaaaay!
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2011, 09:25:31 PM »
I dig the banjo jokes, man. Being a musician, I've heard a few good viola and conductor jokes in my time. I think the conductor ones may have been stolen from lawyer jokes. Always good.
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