Author Topic: The Haiku Korner (Read 135754 times)

cckeiser · « **on:** January 04, 2011, 01:33:57 PM »

I knew the answers;
when I was so much younger,
I know Nothing now.

Uberdude · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2011, 01:44:38 PM »

Hai-Brew

Home from work at last
crack open an ice cold beer
Ahh, much better now

(This is an old one...from when I was among the employed)

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2011, 01:57:17 PM »

I'm the Dude
So that's what you call me
If you're into the whole brevity thing

Uberdude · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2011, 02:08:13 PM »

In haiku format 3-5-3 it would sound more like this:

I'm Duderino
If you're into brevity
You can call me Dude

Uberdude · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2011, 02:21:54 PM »

I just realized that sounded kind of un-Dudely. I hope you didn't take it that way. If you did...just tell me to "Shut the fuck up Donny!"

cakebelly · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2011, 02:29:28 PM »

My ball is rolling
straight into the gutter
I should let go now

liking them all, Dudes - keep rolling. A big thanks to Forumdude for promptly clearing up that rash of spam, there. Have I mentioned before how much I admire his knees? You know, an inspiration strikes! We need to get a cast of DL's knees and then we could make 'em into cups/mugs to sell to the faithful - help feed the monkey (save up for a site of our own?). Put me down for a couple of cups . . why stop at the knees?

Bet the Pope is kicking himself, Dudes - all that kneeling though, wouldn't want to look up his dress to see his knees, man - doesn't bare thinking about. Still, knee-cups have got Pope-on-a-rope soap beat, hands down (or up or allover).

cakebelly · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2011, 03:07:35 PM »

Modify button
compromise means clarity
am I rwong, fuck it.

I'm in the corner
to haiku or not haiku
ah fuck it, let's go bowling

Uberdude · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2011, 03:23:38 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! That is fucking awesome!!!!

Caesar dude · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2011, 06:28:33 PM »

We are done bowling
sit on the rug meditate
Ignore nihilsts

My First ever Haiku: !

I am extremely proud
But let me not be too vain
Pride befalls the dude

Ha! My second!

This stuff is cool.....!!

))

cakebelly · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2011, 06:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Caesar dude on January 04, 2011, 06:28:33 PM

We are done bowling
sit on the rug meditate
Ignore nihilsts

My First ever Haiku: !

I am extremely proud
But let me not be too vain
Pride befalls the dude

Ha! My second!

This stuff is cool.....!! ))

Wooo-hoo! F'n cool, dude-io - love 'em, now we're rolling!

Caesar dude · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2011, 06:43:50 PM »

The dude smokes the weed
the sacred herb that mellows
judge him not my friend

Caesar dude · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2011, 06:45:18 PM »

Caesar is rolling rocks tonight!!!

Caesar dude · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2011, 06:47:42 PM »

oat sodas taste good
but so too the caucasion
weed is the icing

Caesar dude · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2011, 06:54:19 PM »

The cops work in shifts

The nihilists killedmy car

But I will abide

Caesar dude · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2011, 06:59:17 PM »

Will no one else play?

Does my haiku not inspire?

I am ashamed dudes.

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