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Re: Man...
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2008, 09:07:00 PM »
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                         

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D

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Re: Man...
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2008, 02:55:45 PM »
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                        

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D
there's not a literal connection
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Man...
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2008, 12:51:20 AM »
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                         

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D
there's not a literal connection

Any connection will do for Bunny and her friend...in the parlance of our time  ;D

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Re: Man...
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2008, 03:34:32 PM »
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                        

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D
there's not a literal connection

Any connection will do for Bunny and her friend...in the parlance of our time  ;D
I'm just gonna find a cash machine... without a line that is
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Man...
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2008, 11:45:38 AM »
That must be exhausting!

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Re: Man...
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2008, 11:19:05 AM »
 Yeah, I could find this Lebowski guy
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Re: Man...
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2008, 01:45:43 PM »
Yeah, I could find this Lebowski guy

You got any leads?

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Re: Man...
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2008, 02:01:46 PM »
Leads, yeah.  I'll just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got us working in shifts.
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Re: Man...
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2008, 11:07:59 PM »
He lives in North Hollywood on Radford near the In And Out Burger.
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Re: Man...
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2008, 11:24:10 PM »
They killed my fuckin car, man

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Re: Man...
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2008, 10:43:10 AM »
They killed my fuckin car, man

Yeah, they finally did it...they kill your fucking car man.
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Re: Man...
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2008, 01:57:01 PM »
Man, don't say that, man :(

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Re: Man...
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2008, 08:10:37 PM »
"Vee Waaant zeee munny Lebowski."

"Yah, o we kill da girl."
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



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Re: Man...
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2008, 09:46:41 PM »
"Vee Waaant zeee munny Lebowski."

"Yah, o we kill da girl."
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Re: Man...
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2008, 11:27:40 PM »
Take this.. you anti semite!

 

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