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Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« on: October 14, 2010, 11:12:17 PM »
Hitler, the human paraquat, is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist...............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxXpF328r8w&feature=related

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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 01:52:57 AM »
 ;D Now there was a fucker who should have rolled a few J's

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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 01:03:45 AM »
;D Now there was a fucker who should have rolled a few J's

Damn straight!

A now for a comment on history................

The Dude is asked by the Big Lebowski "what makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?" "...Is it doing the right thing?"

The Dude answers "Sure.  That and a PAIR of testicles."

The Big Lebowski answers "You're joking.  But perhaps you're right."

Well, Sirs, seems adolf (one of the world's lowest undudes) had a little problem sporting a PAIR of testicles...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,454744,00.html

Conclusion; hitler was a one nut human paraquat.

DB rests his case.


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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 07:05:05 AM »
Actually there is some debate about the validity of this claim (and it's printed in "the SUN", well known for it's ability to make up stories when news is in short supply).

I believe the current thinking on this matter is he did have two, as reported in various medical records.

This does not excuse him for what he did, but I would like to mention the entire German people (and many other countries) didn't stand aside or try and stop him, you can say no to an order.

Sorry but the latest line of "academic" thinking on Hitler is the entire war is his fault because it was part of his plan from the writing of "Mein Kampf".

I don't subscribe to this theory because there were a lot of other people involved in the process. Also this theory tends to be an excuse to take the burden of responsibility away from the "Allies" and the immense war debt created by the treaty of Versailles. I still maintain if the greed of the allies hadn't taken the industrial means of manufacture and Germany's raw materials as payment for loosing the first world war there would have not been the acceptance of the Nazi party and their propaganda and the keenness of the German people to return their once proud nation (even though it had only existed as a nation under Bismark for a very short time).

Soap box away and leave it alone Simon.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2010, 08:06:03 AM by meekon5 »
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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 12:19:21 PM »
A great many ins and outs, spins and fouls; the treaty of Versailles was certainly punitive and engendered great resentment - seeding the ground for WW1 (part 2). However, let's not forget that vast fortunes were made (on all sides) during the 1914-18 conflict; where there is opportunity for great wealth there is a willingness to spill oceans of blood (Iraq serves as a classic contemporary example). Even Lenin complained about the heavy debt to the Bankers that funded the revolution. Anyway, that's not what I wanted to say - I find this article very interesting (I can't find the original article that I read a couple of years ago - maybe it was a book review or some such). "The Man Who Invented Hitler": http://www.dredmundforster.info/1-edmund-forster-adolf-hitler

I urge Dudes to watch this: Rob Newman (freakin' genius), "The History of Oil": http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5267640865741878159#

Hitler has only got one ball: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFdl7982TgA
« Last Edit: October 19, 2010, 12:50:35 PM by cakebelly »

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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2010, 12:33:10 PM »
Thanks cakebelly "The Man Who Invented Hitler" article is very interesting. I may even have to go and seek out the book.

What a thing to carry around with you. By the way i think I invented Hitler the charismatic leader out of a down and out tramp.

I always thought it was linked to his time blinded after the gas attack. I'd not realised the whole "blindness" was purely psychological. That was when he composed most of Mein Kampf (bitter and twisted little runt that he was, he didn't get to dictate it until after the Munich Beer Hall Putsch).

I've always been interested in him from the academic point because of the "They Used Satanic Powers" line that Wheatley and the Indiana films try to put on the Nazis.

Just reading the article makes me quite cold. Imagine a few years later seeing the little rat on posters and at rallies. That is amazing.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2010, 12:56:54 PM by meekon5 »
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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2010, 01:50:17 PM »
WALTER
That wasn't hitler's nut.

DUDE
Whose nut was it, Walter?

WALTER
How the fuck should I know?  I do know that nothing about it indicates--

DUDE
The nail polish, Walter.

WALTER
Fine, Dude. As if it's impossible to get some nail polish and apply it to hitler's nut.

DUDE
hitler's nut--where the fuck are they gonna--

WALTER
You want hitler's nut? I can get you hitler's nut, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

DUDE
But Walter--

WALTER
I'll  get you hitler's nut by this afternoon--with nail  polish. These  fucking amateurs. They send us hitler's nut, we're  supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ. My point is--

DUDE
They're gonna kill him, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me--

WALTER
Well that's just, that's the stress talking, Dude.  So far we have what looks to me like a series of lost nuts--

DUDE
What about the hitler's nut?!

WALTER
FORGET ABOUT HITLER'S FUCKING NUT!

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Could you please keep your voices down--this is a family restaurant.
« Last Edit: October 19, 2010, 01:52:59 PM by digitalbuddha »

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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 02:27:44 AM »
DB  ;D Stop talking bollocks, Dude.

Meekon: Cold, yes and colder still, I think, because it really is so plausible and it's right there! How rare is that? Such fertile ground for an abominable little seed. Poor old Dr. Forster.

Spielberg seems to have more than one axe to grind  - having said that, there was plenty of dabbling (on both sides)  in occult matters. Although it has been magnified/sensationalized by various media. This, in the long-run, does a dis-service to us because it removes the Nazis further from the human sphere into the realms of the demonic (if you win you get to write the history books) . . they were very human, indeed and the same drives/impulses are still there, inside each one of us. Anyway, I think I am starting to talk bollocks, too. Laters, Dude


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Re: Hitler is informed Santa Claus doesn't exist
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 11:10:29 AM »
 ;D DB You do know that 'bollocks' is Brit slang for balls/nuts (also 'nonsense' or verbal 'crap'), right?

 

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