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The Old Man Humor
« on: December 20, 2018, 03:39:17 AM »
I saw an old man sitting on a park bench. He was crying. I asked him what was wrong.

He said, ?I?m 80 years old. I?m rich beyond my wildest dreams. I own every expensive toy you can think of. And I?m married to a hot 23-year-old who not only gives me the greatest sex ever, but cooks like a master chef, and keeps my house spotless!?

?So what?s the problem?? I asked.

He said, ?I can?t remember where I live!?

 

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