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Rev Beach Bum

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Shower Thoughts
« on: June 09, 2018, 02:33:05 AM »
You ever have those? Just random stuff your subconscious throws your way while doing some mundane task.

Tonight's shower thought was

What if cats were put here so Man could learn to make cardboard boxes?

Post yours here. Let's see what we come up with!

Rev Dave Man

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Re: Shower Thoughts
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2018, 12:05:03 PM »
I firmly believe cats are nihilists.  Zey believes in NUSSING!
I'm calmer than you are

Pringlelicious

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Re: Shower Thoughts
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2018, 12:19:51 PM »
My cat learned about the shower this morning, lol.  I wonder how he would feel about a bath.

BTW, Hi!  I'm new here; this is my first post.

Rev Beach Bum

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Re: Shower Thoughts
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2018, 03:37:20 PM »
My cat learned about the shower this morning, lol.  I wonder how he would feel about a bath.

BTW, Hi!  I'm new here; this is my first post.

Welcome to the board, dude! Ordinations are free. Karaoke is on Thursdays. And no pissing on the rug, man. It really ties the room together. 

Pringlelicious

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Re: Shower Thoughts
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2018, 09:10:26 AM »
Thanks for the warm welcome, Rev!  I got my ordination last week and have my certificate proudly hanging up at work and at home in the garage where most of the dudely stuff at my house happens.  Unfortunately, we don't have a rug in there, but we do have flowers hanging from the ceiling.  :-) 

Sorry I missed Karaoke :-(  I have a bucket to carry a tune in.

Rev Beach Bum

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Re: Shower Thoughts
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2018, 04:08:01 AM »
It's all good, dude.

SHOWER THOUGHT

You ever notice that sleeping is the one thing we pretend to do before doing it?
We don't pretend to eat to get hungry so we can then actually eat. We don't pretend to drink oat sodas before quenching our thirst with one.

And yet we have to pretend to sleep so that we can fall asleep.


 

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