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greatspiritmonk

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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #60 on: February 17, 2010, 04:21:02 AM »
I think Abide University is perfect, at the end that's what Dudeism is all about. Can I apply to work at the Female Form Department?

And, since I'd like every Dudeist new shit, can I make a bulk order? Or even better, can I come to the Thai Stick Land and help make it?  ;D
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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #61 on: March 01, 2010, 11:52:41 PM »
I think Abide University is perfect, at the end that's what Dudeism is all about. Can I apply to work at the Female Form Department?

And, since I'd like every Dudeist new shit, can I make a bulk order? Or even better, can I come to the Thai Stick Land and help make it?  ;D

All Universities are made up of various colleges and other institutions. In this case I humbly submit the following.............

- Administrative Center - The Fucks Down at the League Office (in charge of scheduling)

- The Dude's Center for the Research of Dudeism (or El Dudeism or El Dudearinoism if you're not into the whole brevity thing)

- College of Athletics, Department of Bowling

- Coitus College for the Study Human Reproduction

- V.I. Lenin Hall (shut the fuck up Donny)

- The Jacket Treehorn School of Film and 100% Electronic Arts

- The Big Lebowski Institute for Business and the Crip, sorry, Disabled

- The Maude Lebowski Center for the Virginal Arts and Painting

- The Walter Sobchak School of International Studies, Jewish Torah, Weapons, Rule of Law and Military History

- The Gary College of Bar Tending and Communication (call for ya, Dude)

- The Stranger's School of Literature and International Journalism

- The Nihilist's Center for the Study of Philosophy and Nothing

- The Marty Institute for Dance, Drama and Notes

- The Bunny Knudsen School for Agriculture and Oral Arts

- Donny College (they shut that one done when the good Lord took em')

- The Da Fino School for Investigative Studies

- Official University Motto - "Fuck it, Let's Go Bowling."

- Unofficial University Motto - "She'll Suck Your Cock for a Thousand Dollars."
« Last Edit: March 02, 2010, 12:10:43 AM by digitalbuddha »

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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2010, 06:27:46 AM »
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- Official University Motto - "Fuck it, Let's Go Bowling."
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Now most Universities here in the UK translate their motto's into Latin (to look as though they've been around for a while).

Funnily enough I managed the "let's go bowling" very easily on some on-line translation sites (Google doesn't do Latin).

The abbreviation "let's" stumped a few so I used:

"fuck it, Let us Go Bowling"

and got:

"fuck is , Permissum nos Vado Scaphium"

the major problem is the word Fuck. The romans just didn't use it the same way we do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity#Futuere:_to_fuck

using the above information (it's surprising how coy some translation sites are on the word).

"Fūtus is , Permissum nos Vado Scaphium"

But it really needs looking over by a dude that actually speaks Latin to get it correct.

I put it back through a Latin to English translator unfortunatly it reads:

lets go have a bowl (or dish or pot).

Buttox.

Anyone else want a go at this?

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« Last Edit: March 02, 2010, 06:33:09 AM by meekon5 »
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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2010, 10:22:01 AM »
I always like the mottos that comply with brevity (which isn't usually in my nature).  The ones that start "Semper" are good.  Mix that with Converso, the Latin word for abide, although it means specifically "to abide" without a specific context regarding abide, but it's general enough for me.

So, Semper Converso means Always Abide.



Semper Converso, Dudes!
« Last Edit: March 02, 2010, 03:57:05 PM by Ed Churchman »
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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2010, 11:46:42 AM »

All in all it was a fun fucking day. They got me drunk on white russians, had me commandeer a bowling lane and blather to my heart's content. I must admit that it was a bit embarrassing to watch at first but now I dig it. Hope you all do too.


it was the vw ad that brought dudeism to my attention, i have been living what you could call the life of the dude for some years now but . . .

never did i think i would find so many like minded dudes

thanks forumdude



Exactly how i came about dudeism myself , thanks aswell .

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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2010, 05:17:08 PM »
Let's go have a bowl sounds good to me, man. If you will it, it is no dream. Actually, it's a very nice dream. Smokin' it up over here boss! Wait, that's another movie.

Semper Converso has a nice ring to it, but Fuck it, let's go bowling, really says it all, and in English, too. El Duderino Supremo sounds kinda Latiny, but some dudes might think it's some kind of taco, and they'll get a 99c education. 

Re: Identification cards
« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2010, 11:23:22 PM »
Semper Strumpet
Is this your only ID?

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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #67 on: March 04, 2010, 05:27:02 AM »
DB, you're always a Far Out Fucking A, if it's the correct nomenclature.

Unfortunately I speak Italian, and not really Latin, but since I love Latin's way of speeches I'll check my two books on them and give notes.  ;D
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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #68 on: March 04, 2010, 05:53:51 AM »
And hey, whilst we're still roughly on the subject of ID cards  :P  when am I gonna get my Dudespaper Press Pass?  I've already ordered the trilby hat with the big band and the little card saying [PRESS] stuck out of it at a jaunty angle, but I need the offical pass to show off.
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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #69 on: March 04, 2010, 07:14:28 AM »
$ M pulsus officium

or more correctly:

$ M fellātus

($1000 blow job, or more correctly fellatio).
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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #70 on: March 04, 2010, 02:01:17 PM »
A press pass yes yes. Dudeist business papers.

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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #71 on: March 04, 2010, 09:48:54 PM »
Dudeist business papers? What a waste of time. We'd just burn 'em.  ;)
I don't get it. How do I sign this? Is there a special pen?

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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2010, 01:24:13 AM »
Correct me if I'm wrong.

A zig zag paper = a press pass?

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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #73 on: March 05, 2010, 06:18:37 AM »
Dudeist business papers?.........

Zig Zag, Rizla, anything else is just roach.
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Re: Identification cards
« Reply #74 on: March 05, 2010, 08:23:00 AM »
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