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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Rev Dave Man on January 27, 2020, 02:57:44 PM
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I have been putting off having this back surgery for about a year and a half, I just didn't wanna have them open me up, man. In November 2018 I had an MRI showing a couple herniated discs and one disc that had a tear in it. I've been really taking it easy, man, since then. However, things have gotten much worse. In November 2019, they did another MRI and my special lady friend went with me to see the results. The torn disc had completely ruptured and was far OVER THE LINE, and even though it knows damn well that this is not 'Nam, it clearly doesn't give a shit about the rules. So this past Monday, they sent this dude in and dug out the old disc and put a fake one, a "spacer" in its place. In a few weeks, they're gonna go back in and seal the deal with a couple of rods and screws to tie the whole place together.
Here's my fucking point dude, when my special lady friend took my bandage off to change it, she proclaimed, "what the fuck did they use to cut you open with, a broken beer bottle?" Now, I have had surgeries, I've had my head busted open, I've had lots of stitches, but I have NEVER seen a wound like this. I think the nine toed girlfriend had less of a scar on her foot. I'm not complaining, the surgery seemed to be a success, whereas I no longer have the massive pains running across my ass and down my leg all throughout the day. Now once they seal it up with the rods and screws, I should be back throwin rocks before the semis.
I'm gonna try and find a way to attach a picture of this incision. It looks like it was done by a drunk person, a blind person, or perhaps a drunk blind person. Hey man, I'm not judging them, I don't intend on showing off my middle aged midsection to too many people any time soon. Well, aw...hell...forgot what I was gonna say next. Abide my friends, abide.
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That's a bummer, man.
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Fuck it. Let's go bowling.
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Fuck it. Let's go bowling.
Fuckin' eh, man!
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Eh Fuck it dude, smoke up a J and take it easy man. This kinda thing will get taken care of one way or another by a qualified person. So there's no reason, there's no FUCKING reason they should be able to drunkenly cut open your body and leave it as that, am I wrong?
On the contrary that is a bummer man. Hope it gets better. Sending good vibes!
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Eh Fuck it dude, smoke up a J and take it easy man. This kinda thing will get taken care of one way or another by a qualified person. So there's no reason, there's no FUCKING reason they should be able to drunkenly cut open your body and leave it as that, am I wrong?
On the contrary that is a bummer man. Hope it gets better. Sending good vibes!
I agree, man; so I'll just go find a cash machine.