(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1176/gettinol.jpg) (http://img705.imageshack.us/i/gettinol.jpg/)
"Boy, I'm rollin' rocks tonite!"
Wonder if Jesus will let me borrow his Sham-Wow? Seem to be dribbling just a bit...
Mark it 8, man!
I gotta show this to the fucks I work with at the league office!!
If I were sitting next her in the car I would be mumbling something incoherently about......
"...johnson, ahhh, you mean you know this, ahh, I mean, you mean vagina, ahhhh, coitus, I mean mean new shit has cum to light, man...ahhh, ahhh, zesty ahhh, you know what I'm sayin', whatever.......you mind if I burn a J ahhh, ma'am, ahhh sir? ;D
At least you would be able to mumble something. I don't think I could, due to my over sensitivity. To round things.
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Dude, that's, like, just the stress talklin', man. ;D
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Reverend Sherlock you are right. For a joke/laugh its ok, but I would much more like to help the woman in the reflection.
Now, the fucks at my league office are all tit men, so they will like this. Weaned too early or something.
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 28, 2009, 09:56:15 AM
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Reverend Sherlock you are right. For a joke/laugh its ok, but I would much more like to help the woman in the reflection.
Now, the fucks at my league office are all tit men, so they will like this. Weaned too early or something.
Our basic freedoms! ...... I'm stayin'. Finishing my tits.......Finishing my tits. ;D
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 28, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 28, 2009, 09:56:15 AM
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
Reverend Sherlock you are right. For a joke/laugh its ok, but I would much more like to help the woman in the reflection.
Now, the fucks at my league office are all tit men, so they will like this. Weaned too early or something.
Our basic freedoms! ...... I'm stayin'. Finishing my tits.......Finishing my tits. ;D
And your point is, Dbudda?
Are you saying this affects us all?
Am I wrong? Okay then, That top sure does hold those tits together ::) :P
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 27, 2009, 10:03:12 PM
If I were sitting next her in the car I would be mumbling something incoherently about......
"...johnson, ahhh, you mean you know this, ahh, I mean, you mean vagina, ahhhh, coitus, I mean mean new shit has cum to light, man...ahhh, ahhh, zesty ahhh, you know what I'm sayin', whatever.......you mind if I burn a J ahhh, ma'am, ahhh sir? ;D
If I were sitting nest ot her in the car, she'd need the seatbelt because we probably would hit a phone pole, or dumpster, or end up lodged against an abuttment; because my eyes would most certainly not be on the road.
Fucking A, dude. ;D
What do you need those for, Dude?
You need them to cheer you up.
You don't want to settle for pee stains on you rug, well do ya, not on a weekday? ;D
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 28, 2009, 04:35:25 AM
You guys are getting a bit carried away. This dude notices that picture's a phony. Not even a good one at that. Notice that the left boob is distinctly larger than the right. It is also higher. But the dead giveaway is the reflection in the window. Just call me the sherlock holmes of boobies. Its probably for the best. If she were real she'd have terrible back problems.
New shit has come to light, dude. The boys in the crime lab found some leads proving you wrong. Check it out, proof of authenticity of her awesome tits................
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7743/titsp.jpg) (http://img8.imageshack.us/i/titsp.jpg/)
Has someone already told you that you are a fucking genius man? ;D
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on January 04, 2010, 02:35:05 AM
Has someone already told you that you are a fucking genius man? ;D
Thanks, man. I had the boys in the crime lab working in shifts. ;D ;D
Then tell them they are good dudes, and thorough, and keep us informed of any news. ;D
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on January 05, 2010, 05:48:40 AM
Then tell them they are good dudes, and thorough, and keep us informed of any news. ;D
;D Sure as hell will, monk dude, no problemo...
A way out west there was a large pair of tits, a large pair of tits I want to tell you about, a large pair of tits by the name of Breast Lebowski. At least, that was the handle her lovin' parents gave her, but she never had much use for it herself.
This Breast Lebowski, she called herself the Dudette. Now, Dudette, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dudette that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where she lived, like-wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found her tits s'durned innarestin'.
They call Los Angeles the City of Angels................
Awesome. Mark it D, dude
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on January 05, 2010, 11:42:55 PM
Awesome. Mark it D, dude
Far out, dude ;D The old man said take any tits in the house. (http://forum.bullshit.com/images/icons/icon14.gif)
Far out man. You could write a new plot for the movie, like mr. Seller did. Fucking cool dude. ;D
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on January 06, 2010, 03:57:07 AM
Far out man. You could write a new plot for the movie, like mr. Seller did. Fucking cool dude. ;D
The Big LeBreastSki? ;D ..........bulk of the series.
And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on January 06, 2010, 09:08:31 PM
And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
And a good day to you, sir!
I just want to say, sir, that I am an enormous--on a personal level, Breasts, especially the larger episodes, have been a source of, uh, inspiration..........
Proof of authenticity? I think not Watson. Look again at the reflection. Try to make out her arm in there and compare arm width to boob width. Even if you take a guess you can see the dimensions aren't nearly what the photo suggests. I'm sorry Dude, I'm afraid its just wishful thinking on your part.
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on January 07, 2010, 12:11:55 AM
Proof of authenticity? I think not Watson. Look again at the reflection. Try to make out her arm in there and compare arm width to boob width. Even if you take a guess you can see the dimensions aren't nearly what the photo suggests. I'm sorry Dude, I'm afraid its just wishful thinking on your part.
(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq256/renfisci1/funny/lebowski.jpg)
Mark it zero, dude. The glass will, to some degree, distort the various relative sizes due to the angle of the glass and perspective. All you have to do is match point A, B and C.
Also, you can clearly see in both images (her's and her reflection) the slight inward curve caused by the tightness of her dress (God bless her!) between her tits establishing yet another reference point. The curvature is clearly in both images and is an aid in matching the reference points.
This is not Nam, there are rules of photographic proof. Mark it eight for her ample tits!
Theodore Herzel.
State of Israel. If you will it, it is no dream
you guys go ahead and believe those breasts.
Next frame.
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on January 07, 2010, 12:53:27 AM
Theodore Herzel.
State of Israel. If you will it, it is no dream
you guys go ahead and believe those breasts.
Next frame.
Is there a reason why they couldn't be? How about these?............
(http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh81/SaldoRoxx/big_tits.jpg)
Well, I'd have some problems handling them. But I'd try nevertheless. I don't surrender without fighting. ;D
The Big LeBreastSki is a fucking cool idea. If you need notes... 8) Or someone to handle things... As a brother shamus I feel somehow compelled to give you a hand, or two. ;D
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on January 07, 2010, 03:52:32 AM
Well, I'd have some problems handling them. But I'd try nevertheless. I don't surrender without fighting. ;D
The Big LeBreastSki is a fucking cool idea. If you need notes... 8) Or someone to handle things... As a brother shamus I feel somehow compelled to give you a hand, or two. ;D
Coitus? You mean vagina? ;D
The female form doesn't make me uncomfortable at all, but in this special case, after having seen her, lungs?, I'm a bit scared about her vagina. ;D I don't know if I can handle it.
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on January 08, 2010, 03:50:40 AM
The female form doesn't make me uncomfortable at all, but in this special case, after having seen her, lungs?, I'm a bit scared about her vagina. ;D I don't know if I can handle it.
Well dude, we just don't know. But I'm sure you could mark it eight with her; but remember, Brandt can't watch unless he pays 100 clams, or bones, or what have you. ;D
But if I have to pay 1000$ for a zesty enterprise I'd better go to find a cash machine. ;D
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on January 10, 2010, 04:02:27 AM
But if I have to pay 1000$ for a zesty enterprise I'd better go to find a cash machine. ;D
;D Fucking eh, monk dude...
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6104/img4590thumb300x400.jpg)
Over the line!!!
If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.
Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?
Quote from: Bartender on January 11, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
Over the line!!!
If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.
Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?
Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 11, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: Bartender on January 11, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
Over the line!!!
If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.
Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?
Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?
I may have introduced them for all I know. Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.
Quote from: Bartender on January 12, 2010, 12:31:39 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 11, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: Bartender on January 11, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
Over the line!!!
If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.
Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?
Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?
I may have introduced them for all I know. Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.
Far fucking out, helping her conceive, man. Our basic rights!
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 12, 2010, 01:14:29 PM
Quote from: Bartender on January 12, 2010, 12:31:39 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 11, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: Bartender on January 11, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
Over the line!!!
If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.
Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?
Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?
I may have introduced them for all I know. Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.
Far fucking out, helping her conceive, man. Our basic rights!
And stay away from my special la-- from my fucking lady friend.
Quote from: Bartender on January 12, 2010, 04:04:34 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 12, 2010, 01:14:29 PM
Quote from: Bartender on January 12, 2010, 12:31:39 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 11, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
Quote from: Bartender on January 11, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
Over the line!!!
If she were in an '88 Mustang or something, I'd tend to believe she may be a fake, a fucking goldbricker, but, considering that appears to be a late model Escalade, I'm figuring she may indeed be a spinal.
Hey wait, is that a burning roach between her legs?
Vagina? Beaver? I mean you know this girl?
I may have introduced them for all I know. Or maybe banged her in college, to use the parlance of our times.
Far fucking out, helping her conceive, man. Our basic rights!
And stay away from my special la-- from my fucking lady friend.
Is that yoga?
Or some other kind of Eastern thing?
Nice ATM handlers you have in the USA dudes. 8)
I think she'll make someone a nice young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times. The question is, will she have to feed the monkey.
(http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/motivational-posters-funny-083.jpg)
I thought this was relevant to things old dudes notice but back on subject
I would be a gentledude and buckle her seat belt for her and then I would Adjust my mirror so I could drive and admire at the same time, and think to myself "how did I get this girl into my car again"( I hope )