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Title: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: Budog Dude on December 23, 2009, 05:30:32 PM
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd239/Budogog/moron-on-moon-mag.jpg?t=1261606757)


Budog.  :o
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 23, 2009, 08:16:47 PM
 A friend of mine opens the door sans clothes when they come ringing.  ;D In this case, he does roll out naked.
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 24, 2009, 03:25:32 AM
A man I knew usually took out his inverted cross and asked if they wanted to talk about Satan. Why can't they relax and chill out? Don't they like the female form instead? Does it make them uncomfortable?
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 24, 2009, 09:08:32 PM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 24, 2009, 03:25:32 AM
A man I knew usually took out his inverted cross and asked if they wanted to talk about Satan. Why can't they relax and chill out? Don't they like the female form instead? Does it make them uncomfortable?

Dude, we are talking about morons who believe jerking off manually will send you to hell.

I rest my case...............

(http://thehostess.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/400x600_mg2006_kissing_mormons.jpg)

Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 02:14:38 AM
You are always fucking great, dude.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 25, 2009, 03:05:10 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 02:14:38 AM
You are always fucking great, dude.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

I dig your style too, man. Got the whole monk thing going on.

Merry ChristDudeMas!
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 04:02:39 AM
Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 27, 2009, 02:42:26 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 04:02:39 AM
Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?

Fucking eh, man. You got any leads?  ;D
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: Matt the Walrus on December 27, 2009, 03:34:26 AM
that picture confuses me. Are those real mormons or homosexuals making a joke? Cus I didn't think Mormons were allowed to make physical contact below the eyebrows with anyone until they were married. And I don't see any rings.
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 27, 2009, 10:19:26 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 27, 2009, 02:42:26 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 04:02:39 AM
Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?

Fucking eh, man. You got any leads?  ;D

Maybe. We are working in shifts here dude.  ;D Me and my colleagues.
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 27, 2009, 02:13:22 PM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 27, 2009, 10:19:26 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on December 27, 2009, 02:42:26 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 25, 2009, 04:02:39 AM
Merry JCD Dudemas to you too.  ;D

Monk thing going on: is it a hint? Should I make a Dudelock Holmes deduction?

Fucking eh, man. You got any leads?  ;D

Maybe. We are working in shifts here dude.  ;D Me and my colleagues.

Far fucking out, sounds like an occasion for a round of oat soda among the dudes ;D
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 27, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
Quote from: Matt the Walrus on December 27, 2009, 03:34:26 AM
that picture confuses me. Are those real mormons or homosexuals making a joke? Cus I didn't think Mormons were allowed to make physical contact below the eyebrows with anyone until they were married. And I don't see any rings.

Well dude, we just don't know.
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 28, 2009, 01:56:03 AM
Yeah, and maybe some of those good burgers.  ;D
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 28, 2009, 09:24:28 AM
After the .. uh  ... what have you
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2009, 12:18:52 AM
We'll, uh, brace the kid--he'll be a pushover.
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2009, 12:53:05 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 28, 2009, 01:56:03 AM
Yeah, and maybe some of those good burgers.  ;D

How the hell could any burger called an "In and Out Burger" be a bad burger, dude?  ;D

...........zesty coitus?
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 30, 2009, 03:55:06 AM
Sorry, I've lost my train of thought here. ;D
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 30, 2009, 09:31:26 AM
The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 30, 2009, 05:55:16 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 30, 2009, 09:31:26 AM
The In-N-Out Burger is on Camrose.

Shut the fuck up, those are good burgers...  ;D
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 31, 2009, 03:01:08 AM
I hope one day we can all meet together somewhere and have some good burgers with a lot of beers. Like a Dudeism World Gathering. I suggest Amsterdam for that. Good beers, wonderful girls, a lot of other good things. Not sure about their burgers though.

Happy New Year dudes!
Title: Re: I live in the heart of Moron country...
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 31, 2009, 08:28:14 AM
We would need the above mentioned burgers, few beers, a few Maudies, a bowling alley with handicapped parking.
I suggest Pacoima, thats where the dude would have lived, not expensive Venice as they tried to indicate in the movie