...and pissed on my rug. How is a dude to react to this unchecked aggression? I can't go out and give myself a bill, man. I peed on my fucking rug. Fuckin' A.
One night I had to many oat sodas, with weed and whiskey, Man that was a far out night, anyway I woke up pissing on my wife's clothes. The only way to deal with that kind of aggression is to slam more oat sodas. Fuck it!
i, too, have experienced the too-many-oat-soda-self-pissing. peeing on a rug...now...that's another matter entirely.
That's a ... that's a bummer.