often my friends ask if i can say a Dudeist grace before we eat or bless something, how can i do it in the most dudeist way?
"The Dude Abides." followed by "The bar's over there."
"May we all have more strikes than gutters and be able to play until the finals. The Dude Abides."
Dude, just go with the flow. Make it up. If it feels right it probably is. I've never been one for the pre-meal blessing so I'm out of my element. Let us know what you come up with though man.
I favour a varient of the Buddhist:
"om-mani-padma-hum"
Which I converted (a few days ago) to:
"om-smoke-a fat-one-bong"
this is one i did the other day before me and a buddy smoked a bowl.
"Oh Dude
Bless this Pipe with good hits.
and let our bowl overflow with only the finest bud.
Oh Mitchel (the name of the pipe)
Hollowed be thy handle
let only the sweetest bud be placed in you
The Dude Abides"
Test yourself against others, dude. Whether it be verbally, physically, emotionally you must pit yourself against others so that you may advance yourself. Always move forward and never let others hold you back. 8)
"Be the Dude you wish others would be."
Fucking A, Travis. Fucking A. 8)
Quote from: TravisE on December 31, 2009, 08:14:10 PM
"Be the Dude you wish others would be."
Here here! Yes, lead by example. Be what you would like others to be, because you believe it to be right. I agree entirely. I wish others in my area weren't so content with being limited in their interests, wanting no more than tele, snooker or the gym. They've never read a novel in their lives and won't so long as they are so reduced up top.
those others don't sound very limber.
But isn't snooker similar in some parlance to 10-pin?
Not to mention its a way to redistribute the wealth of the poor to the rich fucks.
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on January 01, 2010, 03:33:43 PM
But isn't snooker similar in some parlance to 10-pin?
Not to mention its a way to redistribute the wealth of the poor to the rich fucks.
I didn't know any of that. Thanks for the commentary, it sounds truthful enough. If snooker is indeed a way to supply the rich with more income, they're more fucked than I thought! Don't they get enough out of their regular salaries?! >:(
you're not privy to the new shit
And what new shit is that? Sorry, I don't understand vague talk all that well.
so uh, you know, but that's what you pay me for
The Dude is Great,
The Dude is good.
Let us thank him,
For our grub.
By his hands,
He gives us beer.
Bringing all of us,
Good cheer.
Fuck'n-a men!
Quote from: TravisE on December 31, 2009, 08:14:10 PM
"Be the Dude you wish others would be."
Very nice, Gandhi was totally a dude.
Be the dude your dog thinks you are.
Peace.