Poll
Question:
Which would you rather have?
Option 1: A cleft asshole
Option 2: A screechingly camp laugh
Option 3: The chance to be a video artist
Option 4: The opportunity to be Maude's personal secretary
Does having a cleft asshole really make you laugh that way...?
No, but it makes you fart Creedence.
I want to hear, 'Love, me Jeffery' every day, even though my name is The Dude --that'swhatyoucallme.