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The Dude Lifestyle => Living the Life of the Dude => Topic started by: Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides on September 03, 2009, 11:23:49 PM

Title: Feeding the monkey
Post by: Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides on September 03, 2009, 11:23:49 PM
Does anybody happen to have any idea of how The Dude makes any dollars...bones, clams, whatever you call them?

Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: sufidude on September 04, 2009, 01:33:28 AM
I'm guessing as an ex hippie he probably sells home made soap and mix tapes on Venice Beach during the bowling off season. His stint as an anti-capitalist radical during the drafting of the Port Huron statement probably endowed him with a healthy mistrust of government and paper money- my best guess is that he may have taken out huge student loans in the 60's, invested it all in gold and Thai sticks, dropped out, dealt out and saved some of the Thai stick  earnings, and sells off the gold as needed at various local pawn shops.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on September 04, 2009, 02:26:41 AM
Or it might be that he just works some months a year. I knew a man who worked six months and then traveled the other six around the world. Nice way of living if you don't have a family. But sufidude is right, probably he has some kind of activity down to Venice Beach. Or helps Walter in the shop.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: BikerDude on September 04, 2009, 11:16:15 AM
I always figured he has some meal ticket. Like an insurance settlement or
something. That would be very dude. Not rich. Just enough to keep him
in half and half.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: BikerDude on September 04, 2009, 11:16:15 AM
I always figured he has some meal ticket. Like an insurance settlement or
something. That would be very dude. Not rich. Just enough to keep him
in half and half.
I take comfort in that, knowing there are dudes out there, takin' er easy for all us workin stiffs ;D
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: sufidude on September 05, 2009, 07:21:37 PM
Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:43:49 PM
Quote from: BikerDude on September 04, 2009, 11:16:15 AM
I always figured he has some meal ticket. Like an insurance settlement or
something. That would be very dude. Not rich. Just enough to keep him
in half and half.
I take comfort in that, knowing there are dudes out there, takin' er easy for all us workin stiffs ;D
As a financial aid sucking university student, you're welcome.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: martin on September 28, 2009, 08:31:25 AM
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Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: Elbowski on September 28, 2009, 01:54:24 PM
In an early version of the screenplay the Dude was the heir to the Rubik's cube fortune, which is another anomaly since the dude who invented the R/cube was Czechoslovakian and as such was not protected by patent law so his cube was copied and ripped off by many manufacturers.

I like to think that the Dude tends a little pot patch somewhere in the Laurel Canyon hills. Weed can be a costly indulgence for an unemployed dude.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on September 29, 2009, 12:16:23 AM
I guess he has a strict "job" regimen, working each year as much as needed and then enjoying himself the rest of the time. Like working six months only. At the end he has a little monkey to feed. And I guess also that Walter gives him something to do too, sometimes.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: RevWade on October 03, 2009, 08:32:44 PM
doesn't he fix the cable?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: his_dudeness on October 03, 2009, 11:55:14 PM
were you listening to the dude's story?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides on October 04, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
Shut the fuck up Donny.

Maybe he has family money. ;D
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on October 04, 2009, 12:48:10 AM
Quote from: RevWade on October 03, 2009, 08:32:44 PM
doesn't he fix the cable?

No, he's just helping her to conceive.  8)
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on October 04, 2009, 12:49:39 AM
Quote from: Whiteheart on October 04, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
Shut the fuck up Donny.

Maybe he has family money. ;D

Or maybe he has a kind of greenhouse in the backyard.  ;D
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: martin on October 04, 2009, 08:12:39 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on October 04, 2009, 12:49:39 AM
Or maybe he has a kind of greenhouse in the backyard.  ;D

i like that idea
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on October 05, 2009, 01:02:18 AM
Anyone has a simple plan to build one?

;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: RevWade on October 15, 2009, 10:57:33 PM
a simple green house can be made out of pvc and plastic wrap. 
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on October 16, 2009, 12:49:07 AM
I'll draw a plan for it.