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The Dude Lifestyle => Over The Line! => Topic started by: BikerDude on September 01, 2009, 04:48:42 PM

Title: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: BikerDude on September 01, 2009, 04:48:42 PM
Rule around here is that if a club serves alcohol the strippers have to keep
their bottoms on. Juice bars can go nude.

I believe the female form makes them uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: sufidude on September 04, 2009, 01:23:37 AM
What state is this?!?!?!
A naked juice bar sounds awesome!!
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: BikerDude on September 04, 2009, 11:07:35 AM
New York man. New York.
Personally I'd rather sniff snatch while having a caucasian but yeah,
at least they can get naked in Juice bars.

Canada is the place for strip clubs. They put us to shame in the US.
There is a clear strip club gap happening and I believe measure should be taken
to restore us to a position of leadership.




Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 19, 2009, 12:56:28 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on September 04, 2009, 11:07:35 AM
New York man. New York.
Personally I'd rather sniff snatch while having a caucasian but yeah,
at least they can get naked in Juice bars.

Canada is the place for strip clubs. They put us to shame in the US.
There is a clear strip club gap happening and I believe measure should be taken
to restore us to a position of leadership.


Canadian whores, gotta love em', mang! They'll suck your cock for a hell of a lot less than a 1000 clams.
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: forumdude on September 19, 2009, 01:02:53 AM
and brandt can watch for free.
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: ozzy85 on September 21, 2009, 11:51:28 PM
No need to find an ATM, then?
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: brandt on November 06, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: forumdude on September 19, 2009, 01:02:53 AM
and brandt can watch for free.

.....but i really dig their style if the "rug" matches the "drapes"

but that's just like my opinion, man ;D

It's Brandt, at Mr Lebow-...durn lost my train of thought  :-\
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: Rev Tiny on November 09, 2009, 07:16:08 PM
no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: Elbowski on November 10, 2009, 11:17:46 AM
You paint a hell of a picture, Rev. Tiny. I can almost smell it, is it a scratch and sniff?
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: BikerDude on November 20, 2009, 12:32:13 PM
Quote from: Rev Tiny on November 09, 2009, 07:16:08 PM
no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently

Oh man I wish we had that here!
I paid 50 bucks and a 20 buck tip for a couch dance for me and the wife (the
female form does not make her uncomfortable).
Chick was smoking but she still had that little bit of cloth covering the snatch.
Very frustrating. Put it right in both our faces but still man. Bunch of
fucking Nazi's man. Home of the free? And you can't even pay a chick
to wave her snatch around for ya whilst sipping a bourbon on the rocks?
Where's the justice man?



Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: grand.old.dude.of.york on December 28, 2009, 06:27:49 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on November 20, 2009, 12:32:13 PM
Quote from: Rev Tiny on November 09, 2009, 07:16:08 PM
no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently

Oh man I wish we had that here!
I paid 50 bucks and a 20 buck tip for a couch dance for me and the wife (the
female form does not make her uncomfortable).
Chick was smoking but she still had that little bit of cloth covering the snatch.
Very frustrating. Put it right in both our faces but still man. Bunch of
fucking Nazi's man. Home of the free? And you can't even pay a chick
to wave her snatch around for ya whilst sipping a bourbon on the rocks?
Where's the justice man?





Fuck man you should try livin the UK. If ur luckily enough to find a strip club you're made to feel like some dirty perv. Especially here in York, Fuckin Nazi's man.
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: karlhungus on December 29, 2009, 04:49:33 PM
does brandt have to pay an extra hundred to watch?
Title: Re: Bush league psyche-out stuff
Post by: brandt on December 29, 2009, 06:01:46 PM
Quote from: grand.old.dude.of.york on December 28, 2009, 06:27:49 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on November 20, 2009, 12:32:13 PM
Quote from: Rev Tiny on November 09, 2009, 07:16:08 PM
no bottoms off if they serve alcohol dude that sux here you can sit back chill out with a white russian and watch them go at with Dildos and all just cant be live sex acts only simulated that is why the dildos
and table dances well you can get a wet nose if its the right girl

apparently

Oh man I wish we had that here!
I paid 50 bucks and a 20 buck tip for a couch dance for me and the wife (the
female form does not make her uncomfortable).
Chick was smoking but she still had that little bit of cloth covering the snatch.
Very frustrating. Put it right in both our faces but still man. Bunch of
fucking Nazi's man. Home of the free? And you can't even pay a chick
to wave her snatch around for ya whilst sipping a bourbon on the rocks?
Where's the justice man?





Fuck man you should try livin the UK. If ur luckily enough to find a strip club you're made to feel like some dirty perv. Especially here in York, Fuckin Nazi's man.
Does the female form make those uptight, boarding school, towel snapping, fuck a stranger in the ass, reach arounders, uncomfortable?