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The Dude Lifestyle => Human Paraquat => Topic started by: digbys kid on August 14, 2009, 12:17:23 AM

Title: Dick Cheney
Post by: digbys kid on August 14, 2009, 12:17:23 AM
former Wyoming congressman, former Secretary of Defense, and former Vice-President, recently wheeled out of Washington by his own personal Brandt...

The Big Dick is the hood ornament on THE MAN's limousine.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney
Post by: Elbowski on August 14, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
I think that it's obvious to everyone that TBL represents Cheney, the big dick (lives in the west wing) . Considering the date on the Ralph's check, ya gotta wonder.

Brandt and Jeffrey (TBL) are also Boaz and Joachin, the twin pillars of Solomon's temple, and the Freemasons. The checkerboard floor, the golden key, the mirrors, all Masonic symbols.
Title: Re: Dick Cheney
Post by: Elbowski on August 18, 2009, 11:10:02 PM
Come ta think of it, Cheney has a lesbian daughter, yes? Maude may not dislike coitus, but I don't think that she's all that fond of it either. It's not all fun and games for her, but it is rather funny that she felt the need to mention that she enjoys it as a natural, zesty enterprise.

I've heard it called many things, but never an "enterprise". Those lesbian feminartists roll their own way.

Oh I get it, he gets to enter her prize!
Title: Re: Dick Cheney
Post by: digbys kid on August 20, 2009, 10:09:37 AM
Quote from: Elbowski on August 18, 2009, 11:10:02 PM
Come ta think of it, Cheney has a lesbian daughter, yes? Maude may not dislike coitus, but I don't think that she's all that fond of it either. It's not all fun and games for her, but it is rather funny that she felt the need to mention that she enjoys it as a natural, zesty enterprise.

I've heard it called many things, but never an "enterprise". Those lesbian feminartists roll their own way.

Oh I get it, he gets to enter her prize!

"What did you think this was all about, fun and games?"

Maude shtupping The Dude was the definition of an enterprise...she wanted something from him, and did everything except tell him, "Give me the fucking semen, Jeffery!" 
Title: Re: Dick Cheney
Post by: sufidude on August 20, 2009, 11:39:39 AM
Quote from: Elbowski on August 14, 2009, 04:42:48 PM
I think that it's obvious to everyone that TBL represents Cheney, the big dick (lives in the west wing) . Considering the date on the Ralph's check, ya gotta wonder.

Brandt and Jeffrey (TBL) are also Boaz and Joachin, the twin pillars of Solomon's temple, and the Freemasons. The checkerboard floor, the golden key, the mirrors, all Masonic symbols.

Interesting stuff man, you and I should trade notes- compeers and all.