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Dudeist Religion => Wedding Ceremonies => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:34:59 AM

Title: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:34:59 AM
A "dude wedding?" WTF?!................

Was it not the dude who said (after helping his lady friend conceive, man) "let me tell something about the dude!"

That is to say "fuck marriage."

Am I wrong, or just an asshole?

OK then. <clears throat>
Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: greatspiritmonk on August 12, 2009, 02:05:12 AM
Yeah, well, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. Sometimes your lady friend wants to become your special lady. And since there is something more that makes a man than being prepared to do the right thing at all cost, well, a wedding is something that can happen.

But I prefer for now to be just the officiant.  8)
Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2009, 02:45:03 AM
I prefer to jerk off manually  ;D
Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: greatspiritmonk on August 12, 2009, 02:47:56 AM
Yeah, well, it depends from the lady friend. But as regards the "handy" affair you are right.  8)
Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: Bush-League Psycho on September 27, 2009, 03:13:34 AM
Well, only if you find a woman of that kind, who can find the man in you...Otherwise, you have to hide, or risk turning into some kind of machine.
Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: greatspiritmonk on September 27, 2009, 03:46:45 AM
A cash machine?
Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: rainbenice on December 12, 2009, 08:05:40 AM
That is fine, a wedding is something that can happen every time. A friend would be a bride of you, or you would be a groom of your lady friend. Just like that, even if you don't really know the lady when you've found your heart wants to marry her then it is going to be a wedding.



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Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: karlhungus on December 12, 2009, 04:40:46 PM
do nihilists marry?
Title: Re: A dude wedding? WTF?!
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 13, 2009, 02:35:22 AM
They believe in nothing.