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Title: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: sufidude on August 12, 2009, 11:15:10 AM
Given that the movie takes place before metallica killed Napster, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DirtDude on August 12, 2009, 07:01:30 PM
Maybe they weren't very nice to their roadies. If they made such a fuss about teenagers downloading their music for free, maybe they didn't care much for a bunch of brats, old or young, following them from town to town, smoking thai sticks, and just generally being bums...
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 14, 2009, 03:19:13 AM
Fucking nihilists, man................

(http://www.stuffthatwascool.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/metallica.jpg)
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: sufidude on August 20, 2009, 12:07:45 PM
Epic picture dude!  :o
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: Andrea D. on August 20, 2009, 12:13:15 PM
The Dude called Metallica "bunch of assholes" because THEY´RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES... fuckin amateurs.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: BikerDude on August 31, 2009, 10:21:37 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 20, 2009, 12:13:15 PM
The Dude called Metallica "bunch of assholes" because THEY´RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES... fuckin amateurs.

Fuckin A!
Especially Lars!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc9dGdSGKRw
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: Andrea D. on August 31, 2009, 11:50:24 AM
Quote from: BikerDude on August 31, 2009, 10:21:37 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on August 20, 2009, 12:13:15 PM
The Dude called Metallica "bunch of assholes" because THEY´RE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES... fuckin amateurs.

Fuckin A!
Especially Lars!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc9dGdSGKRw

A real reactionary!!
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: sufidude on August 31, 2009, 12:21:56 PM
Lars Ulrich killed the Metal!!!
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 31, 2009, 11:44:32 PM
Quote from: sufidude on August 20, 2009, 12:07:45 PM
Epic picture dude!  :o

Would love to have a rug like that  ;D
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?
Well now we just don't know,Dude ???
Report back to us when you know ???
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 18, 2009, 01:57:18 AM
Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?
Well now we just don't know,Dude ???
Report back to us when you know ???

Got a lot of ideas floating around in the ole' digitalbuddha's head, but not sure I have it figured out yet, brandt. Sticking to a good drug regiment though, so I should come up with an uncompromisable first draft sooner or later.  ;D
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: Elbowski on November 11, 2009, 12:47:17 AM
I was watching Chinatown recently and I noticed the same line, "A bunch of assholes" in that film, spoken by Jake's cop friend.

I think that the Coens stole another scene from that film. Compare the little dork in the County Clerk's office in Chinatown to Francis Donnelly in the Funeral parlor. Twins, or does every little prick look the same to me?

Gematria "bunch of"=69, "bunch of assholes"=167
Searching out the number 167, diggin' this from Wiki:

    * Master of Puppets (1986) by Metallica ranked #167 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time
    * The song Let's Get It On (1973) by Marvin Gaye ranked #167 on Rolling Stone magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time
Martina Navratilova has 167 tennis titles, an all-time record for men or women

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/167_(number)

And this for the Dudely Lama:

Bangkok?s official name, translated into English, has 167 characters: Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: brandt on November 14, 2009, 10:00:49 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 18, 2009, 01:57:18 AM
Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?
Well now we just don't know,Dude ???
Report back to us when you know ???

Got a lot of ideas floating around in the ole' digitalbuddha's head, but not sure I have it figured out yet, brandt. Sticking to a good drug regiment though, so I should come up with an uncompromisable first draft sooner or later.  ;D

Well, Dbudda, this did occur to me. "bunch of assholes" is a common descriptive phrase, Oh fer instance in Nam, where there were no  rules, we were ordered by a "bunch of assholes", the war was prosecuted by a 'bunch of assholes", a strict drug regimen confirmed your life was not controlled by a "bunch of assholes", so you see Metallica was predated by many "bunches of assholes", so the Dude was quite right in ending his musical career and moveing on to meeting other "bunches of assholes". Keeps his mind limber, and in the motto and philosophy of the Air Cav,"Press On"  I hope this helps you with your homework, or at least the bulk of the first draft.  Am I wrong or just an--durn, lost my train of thought ;D
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 17, 2009, 12:56:20 AM
Quote from: brandt on November 14, 2009, 10:00:49 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on September 18, 2009, 01:57:18 AM
Quote from: brandt on September 04, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Any dude have any idea why the Dude called Metallica "a bunch of assholes?" Did El Duderino have some inside info on the band dudes?
Well now we just don't know,Dude ???
Report back to us when you know ???

Got a lot of ideas floating around in the ole' digitalbuddha's head, but not sure I have it figured out yet, brandt. Sticking to a good drug regiment though, so I should come up with an uncompromisable first draft sooner or later.  ;D

Well, Dbudda, this did occur to me. "bunch of assholes" is a common descriptive phrase, Oh fer instance in Nam, where there were no  rules, we were ordered by a "bunch of assholes", the war was prosecuted by a 'bunch of assholes", a strict drug regimen confirmed your life was not controlled by a "bunch of assholes", so you see Metallica was predated by many "bunches of assholes", so the Dude was quite right in ending his musical career and moveing on to meeting other "bunches of assholes". Keeps his mind limber, and in the motto and philosophy of the Air Cav,"Press On"  I hope this helps you with your homework, or at least the bulk of the first draft.  Am I wrong or just an--durn, lost my train of thought ;D

Dude, that is a damn good thought. Being a "bunch of assholes" could be a positive career move. I know it has been for me at times. And I like yur train of thought. I've been referring to the US congress as a bunch of assholes, but not in a positive light of course. Now there is a cluster fuck of nihilists if I ever saw one who are always over the line. Fuck it, mark it zero, next frame.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: brandt on November 19, 2009, 02:23:54 PM
Nam'en to that thought Dbudda.
Don't get me started on congress. I seen my share of spineless fucks in my day and they are them. Let's not forget, let's not forget, their spineless examples, such as not doin' their homework on the budget, fuckin' trade deficit, fuckin' bailouts to the crooked banks/businesses...too big to fail, my ass...and social security funds being raided. Fuck, if SS is so sacred why the fuck are'nt they a part of it. Because those fucks in the league office get pensions equal to their full salary until they start takin' dirt naps...fuckin' travesty...Man, listen to the stress and unchecked aggression talkin' about those cleft assholes.

That's just like my opinion, man. Am I wrong? Okay then!
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on November 19, 2009, 09:38:08 PM
you are not wrong you are just an asshole.
kidding
I love the line.

I agree with you and my blood boils when I realize what you point out is true:
"Fuck, if SS is so sacred why the fuck are'nt they a part of it. Because those fucks in the league office get pensions equal to their full salary until they start takin' dirt naps...fuckin' travesty..."

That is one of the worst travesties, like paraquatness or what have you.
Mark it 8.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 22, 2009, 10:35:21 PM
Quote from: brandt on November 19, 2009, 02:23:54 PM
Nam'en to that thought Dbudda.
Don't get me started on congress. I seen my share of spineless fucks in my day and they are them. Let's not forget, let's not forget, their spineless examples, such as not doin' their homework on the budget, fuckin' trade deficit, fuckin' bailouts to the crooked banks/businesses...too big to fail, my ass...and social security funds being raided. Fuck, if SS is so sacred why the fuck are'nt they a part of it. Because those fucks in the league office get pensions equal to their full salary until they start takin' dirt naps...fuckin' travesty...Man, listen to the stress and unchecked aggression talkin' about those cleft assholes.

That's just like my opinion, man. Am I wrong? Okay then!

No, you're not wrong, they're just a bunch of assholes. Check this shit out.....................

http://www.larryelder.com/congress/congresscrooks.htm

And this shit.....................

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/03/politics/main1366161.shtml

Fuck me, what's that congressional smell, man!? Smells like they used their office as a toilet and moved on.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on November 23, 2009, 09:57:30 PM
Why are we in this tournament if the fucks in the league office are like that?

To roll my way into the semis is just not worth it.

(is it a coincidence that TBL made his office like the oval office? no, because there is nothing oval about a bowling ball. AM I RIGHT?!!)
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: greatspiritmonk on November 24, 2009, 01:46:16 AM
Would you like to exchange them with Italian politicians or public workers? At least there when found dishonest they must leave politic, here they just have to wait a couple of years and get clean again. And start stealing again. People have to work 35 years, now more, before retirement, politicians 35 months, if that can be called a job.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on November 24, 2009, 06:06:37 PM
Cant say I know any Italian folks, but are they mostly nihilists?
I would think they believe in re-incarnation, which is how you become a man for your time over and over again... That and a pair of testicles.

That's just, you know like my my opinion, man.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: greatspiritmonk on November 25, 2009, 01:49:46 AM
;D

They are not nihilist, they simply have managed things so that they have a job but they don't need to work to be payed, so to speak. They are not nihilist, just assholes. Who follow the god of money and power. Well, only 85% of public workers, politicians included.

Italians are wonderful, only that this country is managed by a bunch of assholes. Cleft assholes. So the country is becoming the land of "smart" and the Banana Republic.

E.g. USA has around 600 representatives, Italy has 945. Each payed around 20.000€ per month. Plus the representatives in the EU.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on November 25, 2009, 09:09:22 PM
I've been thinking and thinking, but that bunch of assholes is just a bunch of assholes. Maybe comparable to Canadian Senators. Do you want to split hairs?

I dont think we are going to fix the entire Italian what have you, so Fuck It.

Lets go have an Oat Soda and some brewskis and a then a beer.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: greatspiritmonk on November 26, 2009, 01:35:57 AM
I think it is no more possible to fix the Italian what have you, things are gone too far.

Better have a beer.  8)
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on November 26, 2009, 08:59:56 PM
The fucks down at the Italian league office are getting away with some bush league shit. Why don't you file a formal complaint?
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: greatspiritmonk on November 27, 2009, 01:50:13 AM
I've have some friends working in shifts at it.  ;D
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 30, 2009, 01:45:10 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on November 27, 2009, 01:50:13 AM
I've have some friends working in shifts at it.  ;D

Got any leads?
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: greatspiritmonk on November 30, 2009, 01:48:07 AM
No sir, probably we'll just have to say fuck it and abide, at least until they piss on the rug.  8)
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 30, 2009, 11:36:04 PM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on November 30, 2009, 01:48:07 AM
No sir, probably we'll just have to say fuck it and abide, at least until they piss on the rug.  8)

OK then. Let's get us a lane.
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on December 02, 2009, 09:27:21 PM
We have to draw a line in the sand, and over this line you Italian league office fucks shall not cross.  This corruption will not stand.
Gimme an address and I will send over a couple of Treehorn thugs. Or we, the royal we, will go over in person, and you don't think I'd go in there naked.
Now, I wonder if you can pay me the twenty grand in cash? I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax. . .
Title: Re: Bunch of assholes
Post by: greatspiritmonk on December 03, 2009, 01:31:09 AM
 :)
Fucking cool man! And fucking funny! Lol.