Danny: the inventor of the Camberwell Carrot (this'll tend to make you very high).
Quotes from the famous voodoo doll man:
1. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
2. I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
3. You look like Peter teaching the epistles to the apostles man.
4. London is a country coming down from its trip. We are 91 days from the end of this decade and there's going to be a lot of refugees.
5. Change down, man. Find your neutral space. It'll pass. Be seated.
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2nded!!