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Deconstructing Lebowski => Lebowski in Modern Culture => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on August 05, 2009, 01:18:40 AM

Title: Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 05, 2009, 01:18:40 AM
Love Quadrangle Gets Crazy

A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead got his penis glued to his stomach, according to court documents.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Love-Quadrangle-Gets-Krazy-52431002.html
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: Elbowski on August 05, 2009, 07:00:37 PM
Perhaps that's just her way of fixing the cable?
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: sufidude on August 06, 2009, 03:39:01 AM
They literally had to cut the prick loose!
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: digbys kid on August 07, 2009, 06:35:48 PM
that guy needs to go back to the family farm in Morehead, Minnesota.
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 09, 2009, 11:35:57 PM
A dick, man!  And let me tell you something: I dig his work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: BikerDude on August 25, 2009, 01:27:36 PM
8 year olds dude.


Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: Andrea D. on September 03, 2009, 07:08:27 PM
I don't care about any kind of story about a married man i care about Johnson
:)
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides on September 03, 2009, 11:09:44 PM
What do you care about that for,Dude?
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides on September 03, 2009, 11:15:07 PM
that's hilarious really, i facebooked it.

altho, if it happened to a woman...getting her vagina glued shut

everyone would  be appauled. makes this guy think twice about flashing his piece in the lanes tho, I'll admit
VAGINA.

Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 04, 2009, 12:34:53 AM
He was in a world of pain...A WORLD OF PAIN.
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: greatspiritmonk on September 04, 2009, 02:22:40 AM
It would have been better if he became muslim and married all of them. For his johnson surely. He's a kind of a cleft asshole but anyway I'm sorry for him. What a horrible awakening.
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: sufidude on September 05, 2009, 07:26:25 PM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on September 04, 2009, 02:22:40 AM
It would have been better if he became muslim and married all of them.

Seen that theory applied, unless the brides are cousins or really close friends before meeting the guy- it's a living hell, especially for the guy. Think about it proportionately,that poor man would have 400% more nagging and 75% less sex per wife if he married all of them. 
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: greatspiritmonk on September 05, 2009, 11:59:21 PM
  ;D  ;D  ;D
Man, you are probably right. If this is the result maybe it's better to jerk off manually.
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 06, 2009, 03:48:35 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on September 05, 2009, 11:59:21 PM
  ;D  ;D  ;D
Man, you are probably right. If this is the result maybe it's better to jerk off manually.

The great Dude all mighty creator, in his wisdom, did not give mortal dudes an arm and hand that could reach his johnson for nothing.

Mark it eight.
Title: Re: Johnson?
Post by: greatspiritmonk on September 07, 2009, 02:26:47 AM
But, as one of my uncles once said, instead of giving us twenty fingers and one johnson he might have done something different.  8)