Love Quadrangle Gets Crazy
A married man who planned to rendezvous with one of his handful of lovers at an eastern Wisconsin motel instead got his penis glued to his stomach, according to court documents.
http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/weird/Love-Quadrangle-Gets-Krazy-52431002.html
Perhaps that's just her way of fixing the cable?
They literally had to cut the prick loose!
that guy needs to go back to the family farm in Morehead, Minnesota.
A dick, man! And let me tell you something: I dig his work. Playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.
8 year olds dude.
I don't care about any kind of story about a married man i care about Johnson
:)
What do you care about that for,Dude?
that's hilarious really, i facebooked it.
altho, if it happened to a woman...getting her vagina glued shut
everyone would be appauled. makes this guy think twice about flashing his piece in the lanes tho, I'll admit
VAGINA.
He was in a world of pain...A WORLD OF PAIN.
It would have been better if he became muslim and married all of them. For his johnson surely. He's a kind of a cleft asshole but anyway I'm sorry for him. What a horrible awakening.
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on September 04, 2009, 02:22:40 AM
It would have been better if he became muslim and married all of them.
Seen that theory applied, unless the brides are cousins or really close friends before meeting the guy- it's a living hell, especially for the guy. Think about it proportionately,that poor man would have 400% more nagging and 75% less sex per wife if he married all of them.
;D ;D ;D
Man, you are probably right. If this is the result maybe it's better to jerk off manually.
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on September 05, 2009, 11:59:21 PM
;D ;D ;D
Man, you are probably right. If this is the result maybe it's better to jerk off manually.
The great Dude all mighty creator, in his wisdom, did not give mortal dudes an arm and hand that could reach his johnson for nothing.
Mark it eight.
But, as one of my uncles once said, instead of giving us twenty fingers and one johnson he might have done something different. 8)