Me and my special lady friend are heading to Pittsburgh to spend the evening with some of our favorite Dudeists for an evening of over consumption of wine, liquor, oat sodas and scantily clad women. I don't know what it is about Halloween that makes normally conservative women feel the need to don costumes that can be best described as "strongly vaginal". Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining at all...I enjoy the view as much as the next Dude, but...where was I going with this? Anyway, time to pack and get on my way. Happy Halloween and all that. See you Dudes next week.
Have fun, man. Remember - bring back stories but no photographs. They call them selfies. I call them evidence.