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Dudeist Religion => Great Dudes in History => Topic started by: AmanDamn on July 31, 2009, 11:47:41 PM

Title: For your consideration....
Post by: AmanDamn on July 31, 2009, 11:47:41 PM
I give you:

Deepak Chopra--he's the go to guy on happiness.  need some?  take it easy because he's got the prescription.

Tom Petty--we all know he has a new last dance with Maryjane every day.  it's how he stays alive.

Bob Saget--you can't go through life as Bob Saget without learning to take it easy.  Also enjoys a nice toke.

Ringo Starr--he's got his dude den set up right next door to the octopus' garden

David Hasselhof--the guys been blowin' in the wind for years...meaning he's been blown for years.  German love songs....that's zen.

The Guy on the Couch--we all know him and want to be him.  we know he has the answers...if only he would wake up and share them...

The Brothers Ween--wrote several hit albums after achieving dudevana

"Otto"  from the Simpson's--come on, "dude" is like the only word the dude even knows...

Steve Miller--he flys like the eagle.

Oscar Wilde--i trust he speaks for himself.

Emily Dickinson--hell, you have to channel the Dude  himself to get half of what she says

Jim Henson--he played with puppets all day.  what kind of dress code do you think that requires.  And he walked some pretty far out lands...

Carl Jung--Explored the concept of the collective unconscious and archetypes.  Crowning achievement:  giving Freud the finger.

AND FINALLY
The Fool--he is essentially the Dude in his purest form.  blithely he journeys through life, nary a worry on his shoulders for he doesn't have time to them.  he is a free spirit.  he boldly goes where no man has gone before in leisurely fashion.  Jungians associate him with the archetype the Divine Child.  Does it get any duder?
Title: Re: For your consideration....
Post by: sufidude on August 01, 2009, 11:10:32 AM
All but Saget seconded. Seriously, anyone who admittedly sucks cock for coke, and then apologizes about it, is not a dude!
Title: Re: For your consideration....
Post by: digbys kid on August 02, 2009, 01:45:18 PM
The second Hasselhof is formally considered a Dude, that's when I pull my gun out of my bowling bag and scream, "Has everyone here gone crazy???!!!!!!"



Fuck that guy!
Title: Re: For your consideration....
Post by: sufidude on August 03, 2009, 10:56:54 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on August 02, 2009, 01:45:18 PM
The second Hasselhof is formally considered a Dude, that's when I pull my gun out of my bowling bag and scream, "Has everyone here gone crazy???!!!!!!"



Fuck that guy!

On second thought, Hoff's over the line. Hoff&Saget gotta go.