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Title: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: Rev Dave Man on September 18, 2017, 07:42:36 AM
Well, I have added a new member to my family.  Last night I met a feller down the road in Niagara Falls who breeds Cane Corso's and was able to wheel and deal me a beautiful blue male.  His name is Duncan, and he's adorable, and so far getting along great with my 9 year old yellow lab.  The cat however, is uncertain as to "why the fuck is there another dog in the house?".  But the cat has his own issues, I think they stem from insecurity perhaps. Regardless, he's here to stay.  I was a bit apprehensive at first when I met the puppy's mom, she weighed about 120 pounds and the feller said the father weighed 140 pounds, so in a year or so he is going to go from a puppy that fits in my arms, to one that might not fit in the house.  We have a good sized house, but the plus side is that we have a huge yard with acreage of woods behind the yard. I wish I knew how to upload pictures, but alas all my efforts to do so have failed. 
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: BikerDude on September 20, 2017, 02:01:22 PM
You gonna take it bowling?
Rent it shoes?
Get it a lane?
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: Rev Dave Man on September 21, 2017, 07:40:04 AM
He's not taking your fucking turn, BD
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 21, 2017, 05:27:16 PM
There're calling the cops, man!  ;D
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: BikerDude on September 22, 2017, 07:30:22 AM
Over the line Smokey!
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 22, 2017, 12:39:35 PM
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?  ;D
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: BikerDude on October 02, 2017, 12:31:02 PM
You're living in the fucking past.
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: Rev Dave Man on October 03, 2017, 08:35:53 AM
Uhh, excuse me. Mark it zero, next frame. 
Title: Re: He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...
Post by: ernek4 on October 08, 2017, 03:29:30 PM
Sorry but i do not get it ;d