You know.
Business up front party in the back.
Not that it's a bad thing.
It's often called hockey hair.
Many great men have been mulleteers.
For instance, the only US president to sport a mullet.
James K Polk. Led during the Mexican American war.
Added a huge territory to the US including the official Annexation of Texas.
Etc.
And the youngest president ever to take office up to that time.
(http://www.menshealth.com/sites/menshealth.com/files/styles/listicle_slide_custom_user_desktop_1x/public/images/slideshow2/polk-mullet.jpg?itok=wqapjYqp)
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Wha?!? No way, man! The Dude's fringe is short, sure, but the rest is just long. His hair grows as it grows. No need to put a label on the Dude's hirsute appearance. ;-)
Rock the mullet.
Be proud.
Rock on mullet Dudes.
I don't believe the Dude had a mullet. But I agree, some of history's greats have had mullets. In fact, I remember in the late 80's when the GREAT ONE himself, Wayne Gretzky rocked the mullet. I too, rocked the mullet in the 80's, although there's only one picture to prove it...and I'm not showing it to anyone anytime soon. LOL
Be proud.
The mullet is the hair of power.
And you must admit, it beats the shit out of the current abomination.
The man bun...
(http://aurbaneman.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/jagr-mullet.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anStqxhbmEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaN1Bgo-A1c
This is called "the uniter"
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I had been regretting cutting my long hair, but we've had some unseasonably warm weather recently, and now I'm thankful for the short hair.
I cut my long hair back in the 90's when I started going bald. I just didn't wanna be that guy with the long ponytail and the receding hairline and big bald spot on the top of my head.
Some good men have sported mullets. I see no reason to insult them. That's just like my opinion, man.
General Custer...
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Indeed.
Given the history it would seem that this age is an anomaly.
A rare mullet free age.
And things are fucked!
The God damn plane has crashed into the mountain!
I'm not saying there's a literal connection.
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(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201405_1444_iiaeg_sm.jpg)
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