Thru blind luck I've managed to find employment as a wedding officiator for a wedding venue. Long story short, I've been averaging about a wedding a week using my Dudeist Minister credentials to bind others in holy matrimony. This is one of those far out moments insomuch that I am making good money and enjoying the free complimentary booze at the after parties. Thank you Dudeism!
Dude! That's beyond cool! Making people happy by marrying them and spreading the word about most holy and lazy religion. Bravo, man. Bravo.
I know, man! People love hearing what I'm ordained in and what my belief system stands for. Great way to spread the take it easy vibes.
Fucking-A, man. Just make sure your credentials are up to snuff and you dot all the Ts and cross all the Is. Nothing worse than having someone's lifelong commitment legally challenged because the man doesn't fancy your documentation.
But good on you, man! You're doing the Dude's work.
Right on, man. Had my special lady friend call and verify with all the surrounding circuit clerks and officials about the..uh..papers, business papers. So we are good on that end!
That's far out!
So far I've confined things to dabbling with exorcisms.
It's very exhausting.