The state of Nevada is requesting that someone from the Church, and not me, sign an affadivt as a representative fo the Church. I can't sign it, and the Letter of Good Standing won't suffice. Suggestions?
You have three choices: (1) forget it; (2) try to get an affidavit from Oliver; or (3) escalate that shit and then go sue the sumbitches for violating your constitutional rights. Your level of interest should dictate the appropriate outcome for you.
Nevada must have a standard form affidavit. Obtain a blank copy & upload an image of it so we can all see. This may be as simple as having a dudeist from another state sign off on your application.
It is good that we have come to discuss these interesting stories.
I think I've tracked down three counties' affidavits. They seem similar, so this might be what's needed.
Elko County (http://www.elkocountynv.net/departments/clerk/docs/Affidavit_of_Authority_to_Solemnize_Marriages___Local.pdf)
Washoe County (https://www.washoecounty.us/clerks/mo/files/Affidavit%20of%20Authority%20Permanent.pdf)
Clark County (page 6) (http://www.clarkcountynv.gov/clerk/Documents/Single_Ceremony_App_Pkg.pdf)
The one thing I noticed is they all have "Its active meetings are located at" So you need an address for your meetings. Use your home address and invite a few friends over every week, month or when ever and have a short ceremony and drink a white Russian in the name of The Big Lebowski then you all can talk with each other and when the last person leaves your meeting is done. That would be in the spirit on all Dudes :-)
Let's see come up with some sort of small speech. This is for all of my fellow dudes, may the all be in good health and good spirits.
I don't know I'm sure everyone could come up with something.