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Title: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 23, 2009, 02:41:27 AM
Fellow dudes, I've got to feed the monkey so I thought it could be a good idea to start a thread about it, for the benefit of all. Any idea or suggestion?

Thank you dudes.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: sufidude on July 26, 2009, 01:58:34 PM
Give it a butter-fried banana and some chocolate milk with a side of white bread for dipping. Don't forget to make him say thank you and set the place mats either.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: Elbowski on July 26, 2009, 04:37:39 PM
So what are you, a fucking monkey butler now?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 27, 2009, 02:01:37 AM
I don't know. My pets wouldn't agree much, or maybe the monkey is a little spoiled. I don't want to work so I must become creative. I can't work for Metallica unfortunately. Well, maybe some caucasians will get my mind limber and find something.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: TravisE on July 27, 2009, 04:58:49 PM
Mind limbering is key.

I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: sufidude on July 27, 2009, 06:28:16 PM
Quote from: TravisE on July 27, 2009, 04:58:49 PM
Mind limbering is key.
I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.

Try working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income. That's what I do; gives me plenty of green. (Both kinds.)
8)
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 28, 2009, 02:03:30 AM
Quote from: sufidude on July 27, 2009, 06:28:16 PM
Quote from: TravisE on July 27, 2009, 04:58:49 PM
Mind limbering is key.
I like to accumulate multiple methods for grabbing some greens.  (The other kind.)  A little of this, a little of that.  That way I don't feel locked down to one gig, and if one dries up I can say "Fuck it" without too much ado.

Try working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income. That's what I do; gives me plenty of green. (Both kinds.)
8)

Thank you dude, and thank you Travis. This is method n?1, any other suggestion?
Btw I know one kind of green. What's the other?

Oh, well, maybe I have an idea.  8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 28, 2009, 02:04:22 AM
Method n? 1

Working at a university, then attend it and get financial aid to bolster your income.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2009, 02:32:04 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on July 23, 2009, 02:41:27 AM
Fellow dudes, I've got to feed the monkey so I thought it could be a good idea to start a thread about it, for the benefit of all. Any idea or suggestion?

Thank you dudes.

Get a job, sir!! You go around feeding the monkey on a week day dressed like that, do ya?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on July 28, 2009, 02:43:50 AM
A job? O no, I can't go against my religion. I have to find a dudeish way to feed the monkey.
Btw job is not the preferred nomenclature, occupation maybe?  ;D

At forty here you don't find a job, you must invent one. Well, I'll go back to oat sodas meditation.  8)
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2009, 11:46:46 PM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on July 28, 2009, 02:43:50 AM
A job? O no, I can't go against my religion. I have to find a dudeish way to feed the monkey.
Btw job is not the preferred nomenclature, occupation maybe?  ;D

At forty here you don't find a job, you must invent one. Well, I'll go back to oat sodas meditation.  8)

Far out, man. Far fucking out.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on August 07, 2009, 03:11:07 AM
The monkey has begun to look at me in a strange way. Perhaps she's thinking if I taste good. Gotta find a way to feed her soon.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2009, 01:12:32 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on August 07, 2009, 03:11:07 AM
The monkey has begun to look at me in a strange way. Perhaps she's thinking if I taste good. Gotta find a way to feed her soon.

Well that's just, that's the stress talking, Dude. So far we have what looks to me like a series of victimless monkeys.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on August 12, 2009, 01:56:24 AM
So I can't just board it?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 12, 2009, 02:09:30 AM
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on August 12, 2009, 01:56:24 AM
So I can't just board it?

Can't, it's hair falls out.  ;D
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: greatspiritmonk on August 12, 2009, 02:43:46 AM
 ;D  ;D  ;D

And he/she is a competition's pet. Won some medals too!
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on November 15, 2009, 10:54:20 PM
is this your homework Larry?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on November 19, 2009, 09:48:10 PM
is this your homework Larry?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 01, 2009, 10:09:49 PM
Sometimes life is simple; if you're not feeding the monkey, you're spanking the monkey. Fuckin' eh.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: Rama Gonzobabba Rumraisin on December 05, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
One mite try, in Peter Gabriele's words to "Shock the monkey"?

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off
lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners
don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

Which reminds me, gotta go to Great Dudes and nominate David Gilmore (er, Sir David now huh?) as a candidate.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 05, 2009, 07:27:14 PM
Quote from: Rama Gonzobabba Rumraisin on December 05, 2009, 05:31:04 PM
One mite try, in Peter Gabriele's words to "Shock the monkey"?

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off
lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners
don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

Which reminds me, gotta go to Great Dudes and nominate David Gilmore (er, Sir David now huh?) as a candidate.

Shock my johnson? Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
Title: Feeding the monkey
Post by: adunnig09 on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 21, 2010, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: adunnig09 on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 06, 2010, 11:15:49 PM
If he doesn't lower his voice I am going to have to ask him to leave
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: brandt on February 07, 2010, 11:50:15 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 21, 2010, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: adunnig09 on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: brandt on February 07, 2010, 11:51:04 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 21, 2010, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: adunnig09 on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 07, 2010, 05:51:56 PM
Quote from: brandt on February 07, 2010, 11:51:04 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 21, 2010, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: adunnig09 on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 07, 2010, 09:19:05 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 07, 2010, 05:51:56 PM
Quote from: brandt on February 07, 2010, 11:51:04 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 21, 2010, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: adunnig09 on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?

employed? Ahhh, what, ahhh, what day is this?
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 08, 2010, 12:04:45 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 07, 2010, 09:19:05 PM
Quote from: not_exactly_a_lightweight on February 07, 2010, 05:51:56 PM
Quote from: brandt on February 07, 2010, 11:51:04 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on January 21, 2010, 01:42:27 AM
Quote from: adunnig09 on January 20, 2010, 07:31:43 PM
Hello Tonks Give me a big cookie too please and I will get me some mulled wine for a start   

Looks around and admiring the huge christmas tree
What in God's name are you blathering about?!

Well we just don't know, NEAL, but it sounds like his brain has crashed into the goddamn mountain! Or another movie.  Did that ever occur to you man, sir? Perhaps he'll get tired of his little game and wander back into the middle of this movie. Either way, it appears to me that what we have here is a series of victimless crimes. Okay then! That napalm really does tie the morning together, it smells like......pee on a rug ;D
Well it occurred to me that there was maybe some uh wine involved, but then I sort of forgot what we were talking about... Are you employed sir?

employed? Ahhh, what, ahhh, what day is this?

Well I am employed sir, and I must go tomorrow morning in to the fucking league office. I will be there trying to get my brother Shamis to fuck off, as we can't pool our resources.
There is no reason, there is no fucking reason why you should not taker easy on my behalf.
Her life is in your hands dude.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: Bartender on February 08, 2010, 03:07:13 PM
No, man, nothing is fucked here--
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: FuckinA on February 10, 2010, 06:38:18 AM
Damn man, I'm employed as well, still not working! Woohoo!
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: Zen Dog on September 02, 2011, 09:00:11 PM
If you look up wikipedia for organ grinder and scroll down,there is a nice picture of the monkey.
Title: Re: Feeding the monkey
Post by: meekon5 on September 03, 2011, 03:11:52 AM
you mean this one?:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Organ_grinder_with_monkey.jpg)