Well, My brother is a brewer, and makes a lot of oat soda. Yesterday, we bottled a brew for our cousins wedding. We had the great idea for me to bless it. it went as fallows:
while pointing and sortof waving at the beer "lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have you's. Catch ya further on down the trail."
I know it's quick, but you could totally make a longer version if you're not into that whole brevity thing.
take 'er easy, dudes.
Home brewing?
sounds dangerous, ever blow something up?
And in the case you never blow something up, why don't you teach us how to do it? 8)
A few beers, a few burgers, are troubles are over, dudes.
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 19, 2009, 02:06:03 PM
A few beers, a few burgers, are troubles are over, dudes.
Man, this is the right commandment for humanity for dealing with stress, and many other things.
you can either do malt extract, or all grain. the difference there is that malt extract is like barley syrup, while all grain is like you make a barley tea, then dilute it. that takes about an hour or so. then you need to boil that malt tea, and add your hops (a hop bag is a good idea). let those abide in there for as long as you decide depending on what type of hops you want to add and when to add them. after you do that boil which should be around an hour or so, you let it cool, then put it in the fermentor with the yeast and let it ferment for around a week. you can rack it after that week and then let it ferment for another week. this helps for clarity. after that second week, its time to bottle. boil a cup of water, and dissolve 4 ounces of corn sugar in it. add that mixture to your brew, and then put it into bottles, cap it, and let it carbonate for a week give or take. once the carbonation is to your liking, enjoy your oat soda, and know that you have achieved
Far out man. You should write a little manual for all us sinners. 8)
I'll get right on that man. so far I have two ideas for Dudeist beers: Some Kind of Eastern Thing Imperial Indian Pale Ale and The Bar Hard Sarsaparilla . you dudes have any more ideas?
Quote from: RevWade on October 01, 2009, 04:57:00 PM
I'll get right on that man. so far I have two ideas for Dudeist beers: Some Kind of Eastern Thing Imperial Indian Pale Ale and The Bar Hard Sarsaparilla . you dudes have any more ideas?
Man in the Black Pajamas Stout
The Trappist Monks in Belgium and surrounding areas have 3 main types of ales: Dubbel, Trippel, and Quadrupel. I think I am going to use these as kind of a base line or what have you, but up the hops, as to make it reminiscent of the j's we do. Did you guys know that hops are a cousin of hemp (marijuana)? also, these brews will have a high abv (alcohol by volume) percentage, as to keep our minds limber. I'm thinking that the Dudeist styles should be refered too as Split (kinda like the Dubbel), Spare (Kinda like the Trippel), and Strike (kinda like the Quadrupel). Recipes to come! That is if I don't forget haha
You mean that hops can be smoked too? Like Thai sticks?
well if you really want to smoke hops be my guest, but it wont get you high. what I'm blathering about is that some types of hops can give a slightly cannabis like aroma. also, hoppy beers pair really well with a j (or any other way to indulge for that matter). I'd suggest trying a sierra nevada torpedo ipa with your j.
Well, I'll try sage then. 8)
I'm actually a homebrewer as of just recently. In fact, as of this writing, I am a day away from bottling my first batch.
Believe me when I say that although brewing beer takes a bit of labor, it's a labor of love, and the brewing, when paired with some already existing refreshments and some tunes, makes for a very dude-like hobby 8)
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on October 17, 2009, 01:40:54 AM
Well, I'll try sage then. 8)
Smoked Nutmeg once, it was about a two second high, very odd.
i dont care about oat soda. where's the fucking money, SHITHEAD?!?
It's down there, let me take another look. ;D
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. ;D
Is it you who pissed on my rug? Sir? ;D
so every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate for it?
Quote from: greatspiritmonk on December 14, 2009, 10:17:29 AM
Is it you who pissed on my rug? Sir? ;D
No, like I said, Woo pissed on your rug. ;D
Luckily the old man said to take any rug in the house. So I'm fine. ;D
Remember that first batch of beer I blessed? that was at home. After Christmas, I was in Boulder, Co. to visit my brother who is interning at Averry Brewing Company. I was Allowed to bless an entire tank of the Averry India Pale Ale. I'm thinking I might come up with a blessing for each type of oat soda.
now that is a good idea.
dude bless this beer. bless two at a time in case of slow waitresses/etc.
Colorado, man, cool in the parlance of the season, means Coors to me.
sorry lostmytrainofthoughtthere. I have the Movie on in the background.
the man in the white pajamas is where I am at right now
Fucking great, Rev Wade. An entire tank of beer. That's great, who better than a dudeist can bless beer? Fucking great.