Here I chronicle in brief my attempt to become a functioning adult. I would like to know what that's like. See the comments for daily updates.
> run C:\foo.exe
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Foo the Game
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Game Start!
Player: SagebrushSage
Commoner Lv. 1
Health: 100 -- Gold: 300
I can understand simple sentences such as "break the lock." Say "help" for more information.
> quest
Tutorial Quest: Get organized, gather resources, and become independent from your parents!
> look
Parent's Basement
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C:\> run foo.exe --brief
Welcome back, SagebrushSage! 0 points earned so far today.
Procrastination bonus! 50 extra points for completing a minor objective.
Parent's Basement
Commoner Lv. 1 - 0 Pts > pick up box
You pick up an empty cardboard box.
Commoner Lv. 1 - 0 Pts > |
Commoner Lv. 1 - 13 Pts > recap
13 points earned so far today.
10 points: Framed 1 walls of shed.
3 points: Completed 3 routine tasks.
Procrastination bonus! 37 extra points for completing a minor objective by end of day.
Commoner Lv. 1 - 13 Pts > |
This doesn't work either. I'm just going to be bitter, remorseful, miserable, and unmotivated all day, every day. And that's fine. Whether I get some work done or not, it's fine. It's pithy, unconvincing garbage, but I just have to put one foot in front of the other. That's the best answer I have, and it'll have to do.
I was actually interested to see those first couple of posts on this thread. I thought that was neat. ...exhausting, but neat.
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling
Quote from: SagebrushSage on October 13, 2016, 04:27:00 PMHere I chronicle in brief my attempt to become a functioning adult. I would like to know what that's like...
If I ever figure it out, I'll let you know.