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Title: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: Colonel John Hubertz on April 17, 2009, 06:06:54 PM
Brown, beautiful brown.

Fine bourbon, good gunstocks, great horses and the best damn hunting dogs are all naturally enhanced by generally sporting the color brown.  Ah, brown - the color that almost smells by itself... the richest and most admirable color for all things manly, musty and misunderstood by anyone with even a shred of feminine dna.

Seems that among the uncivilized other colors seem to be more popular - almost certainly due to their propensity for cars that match their undies.  Personally, I'm proud to say that the Only color that would ever match my drawers... is brown. 

I'd get riled, but it would be a waste of good gunpowder to shoot the sissies. 

(http://lowkeyguy.com/DOGS.JPG)
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: digbys kid on April 18, 2009, 05:28:18 PM
the colour brown...a Coen bros. favourite, as evidenced by Fink, Hudsucker, O Brother, and a little movie that folks 'round here call The Holy Film...in the parlance of our time...
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 20, 2009, 02:11:04 AM
Very cool looking dogs, completely unspoiled.  ;D
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: his_dudeness on April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 25, 2009, 03:38:52 AM
Quote from: his_dudeness on April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!  ;D
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: digbys kid on April 25, 2009, 12:09:18 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on April 25, 2009, 03:38:52 AM
Quote from: his_dudeness on April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!  ;D

There are ways, Dude, you don't want to know about it.
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: his_dudeness on April 25, 2009, 04:48:59 PM
shut the fuck up donny
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: DigitalBuddha on April 25, 2009, 08:16:45 PM
Quote from: his_dudeness on April 25, 2009, 04:48:59 PM
shut the fuck up donny

What's wrong with Walter, dude?
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: his_dudeness on April 26, 2009, 12:02:18 AM
They're calling the cops, man.
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: the Knutsens on April 26, 2009, 05:39:24 AM
This is a League game Smokey.
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: his_dudeness on April 27, 2009, 01:20:17 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on April 25, 2009, 03:38:52 AM
Quote from: his_dudeness on April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!  ;D


If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: Colonel John Hubertz on June 06, 2009, 08:39:22 PM
I have a brown Dog...  with crooked teeth.  Not the coonhounds pictured - twould be a sadness to allow them to touch Indiana yankee soil. 

But a Labrador - brown and brawny.
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: his_dudeness on June 08, 2009, 09:07:07 PM
I'm sorry I wasn't listening...
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: digbys kid on June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM
MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: brandt on June 09, 2009, 01:18:10 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM
MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

You'll have to keep your barking down, sir, this is a family kennel.....and we do have restraints. ;D
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: forumdude on June 09, 2009, 10:04:31 PM
brown brown get a brown i get a brown. man i love that song.
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 10, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
Quote from: brandt on June 09, 2009, 01:18:10 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM
MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

You'll have to keep your barking down, sir, this is a family kennel.....and we do have restraints. ;D
Oh Dear, I did not watch my dog buddies die face down in their dogfood for...!!!  ;D
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: brandt on June 13, 2009, 01:30:15 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 10, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
Quote from: brandt on June 09, 2009, 01:18:10 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM
MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

You'll have to keep your barking down, sir, this is a family kennel.....and we do have restraints. ;D
Oh Dear, I did not watch my dog buddies die face down in their dogfood for...!!!  ;D

That fucking Bitch goes yapping all over town and they shit brown on your fucking rug!
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: forumdude on June 13, 2009, 04:09:01 PM
rust coloration = brown
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 14, 2009, 03:35:43 AM
Quote from: brandt on June 13, 2009, 01:30:15 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 10, 2009, 10:12:40 PM
Quote from: brandt on June 09, 2009, 01:18:10 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM
MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

You'll have to keep your barking down, sir, this is a family kennel.....and we do have restraints. ;D
Oh Dear, I did not watch my dog buddies die face down in their dogfood for...!!!  ;D

That fucking Bitch goes yapping all over town and they shit brown on your fucking rug!

Yeah, I can find this dog guy...
Title: Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
Post by: Duder on January 27, 2011, 02:15:33 PM
Quote from: his_dudeness on June 08, 2009, 09:07:07 PM
I'm sorry I wasn't listening...

If I were a fucking fascist I'd throw a coffee mug at you for that. Since I'm not, you'll have to settle for some Thai stick instead. 8)