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Miscellaneous What-Have-You => That's interesting, man. That's fucking interesting => Topic started by: meekon5 on October 31, 2014, 07:45:28 AM

Title: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: meekon5 on October 31, 2014, 07:45:28 AM
What more can I say:

Area 51 scientist's deathbed video: UFOs are real, aliens have federal jobs (http://www.examiner.com/article/area-51-scientist-s-deathbed-video-ufos-are-real-aliens-have-federal-jobs)

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Scientist Boyd Bushman claims that he worked on top secret government projects that included 'reverse engineering" UFOs at the controversial facility known as Area 51.

Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 31, 2014, 10:23:01 AM
Quote from: meekon5 on October 31, 2014, 07:45:28 AM
What more can I say:

Area 51 scientist's deathbed video: UFOs are real, aliens have federal jobs (http://www.examiner.com/article/area-51-scientist-s-deathbed-video-ufos-are-real-aliens-have-federal-jobs)

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Scientist Boyd Bushman claims that he worked on top secret government projects that included 'reverse engineering" UFOs at the controversial facility known as Area 51.


As far as I am concerned, ALL the dipshits in the federal government are aliens!
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: BikerDude on October 31, 2014, 12:38:01 PM
This explains their horrible performance.
It's actually a plot to destroy human civilization.
It's impossible to tell the difference between that and the level of incompetence in Government.
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: jgiffin on October 31, 2014, 11:58:08 PM
I'd really like to pooh-pooh this away as tin-foil nonsense. But, fuck me, it makes a bit of sense. The rush of technological advents post-Roswell is pretty well documented. Sure, maybe it's partially or wholly explained by wartime research. But the breakthroughs did seem on a different order. In fact, the work was a precursor to quantum physics, which several all-world intellects characterize as a 24th century technology that fell into 20th century laps. Maybe we'll understand it in the 22nd century.

Also, to take a cheap shot, it explains the Obama administration's blatant refusal to enforce borders and/or recognize distinctions between citizens and non-citizens. To be fair, though, it's possible Obama is just a base political whore of the lowest origin and not strictly an extraterrestrial alien. It's awesome that his fans pretty much have to pick one or the other.
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: Reverend Al on November 01, 2014, 01:41:36 AM
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Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 01, 2014, 04:37:56 AM
(http://blogitlikeyoumeanit.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/far-side-aliens.jpg)
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 01, 2014, 04:46:55 AM
 Published on Oct 28, 2014

Area 51 scientist, Boyd Bushman, left a shocking death bed confession about the existence of UFOs and aliens at the New Mexico compound before passing away in early August. In the video confession, Bushman shows pictures he had taken of UFOs and aliens during his time at Area 51 and shed some light on Roswell and communication between extraterrestrial creatures. We look at video of Bushman?s confession, in this Lip News clip with Mark Sovel and Elliot Hill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlkH2EOHRMs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlkH2EOHRMs)
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: mrpaddy on November 04, 2014, 04:32:58 AM
Much as this would make sense, I fear it's untrue, dudes. From Wikipedia :

" A subsequent inquiry by Quebec news website TVQC demonstrated the photos shown by "Boyd Bushman" were those of a plastic collectible figure produced by toy company HalloweenFX, something later confirmed by the San Antonio Express News."

Unless those papers are in on it too... How deep does the rabbit hole go..? Probably not very. Ah well. Fuck it.
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: BikerDude on November 04, 2014, 06:48:27 AM

You mean the government doesn't have mind control?
How do we explain the asswipes that keep being re-elected?

This stuff is funny.
As far as technological advances post area 51 they just seem coincidental and unsurprising.
One would suspect that technological advances would coincide with the creation of research facilities as a whole. Time frame wise it's about what one would expect given the dates of Einstein's breakthroughs. 20 or 30 years for the fruits to come to fruition and 50 for a new "cutting edge" to emerge would seem about typical IMO.
Einsteins "Magic Year" was 1905.
But as always. That's just like my opinion man.
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: Masked Dude on November 06, 2014, 05:25:49 PM
Even if he said it, death bed confessions are not taken seriously. I know Hollywood shows them as game changers, but in the real world they are not given any credibility. Lots of people said things thinking they were dying, made a recovery, and recanted.
Title: Re: Area 51 It's all true!
Post by: BikerDude on November 07, 2014, 12:53:57 PM
Quote from: Masked Dude on November 06, 2014, 05:25:49 PM
Lots of people said things thinking they were dying, made a recovery, and recanted.

Wow that would suck!
I can understand the appeal of thinking "well I might as well just have one last bit of fun on the way out" and then you live and have to deal with the shit later.
How ironic.

A lot of deathbed confessions never actually happened. Total BS.
Darwin, Huxley the list goes on and on. Totally made up.