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Dudeist Religion => Great Dudes in History => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on February 27, 2009, 02:13:50 AM

Title: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 27, 2009, 02:13:50 AM
The Chinaman IS the issue here, dudes. Not sure who this is, but whoever this is ranks as a great dude in history for sure in my book................

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/05/15/300_tank_080514014816328_wideweb__300x300.jpg)

Tiananmen Square, China, 1989. Watch the video as the dude says to the fucking nihilists in the Chinese government, "Across This Line, You Do Not!" .................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-nXT8lSnPQ

And, dudes, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, ChinaDude, please.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DirtDude on February 27, 2009, 02:25:00 AM
Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature,. . . Asian-American.  Please.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 28, 2009, 03:03:34 PM
Quote from: DirtDude on February 27, 2009, 02:25:00 AM
Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature,. . . Asian-American.  Please.


Is that some kind a Eastern thing going on? Was thinking "Asian-American-dude."
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: digbys kid on March 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.

So everytime a tank is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm supposed to compensate the owner?
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 16, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.

So everytime a tank is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm supposed to compensate the owner?

Ever thus to deadbeat tanks, man.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: digbys kid on March 16, 2009, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 16, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.

So everytime a tank is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm supposed to compensate the owner?

Ever thus to deadbeat tanks, man.

You know, this tank, it really tied Tiannemen Square together.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 20, 2009, 02:16:23 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 16, 2009, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 16, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.

So everytime a tank is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm supposed to compensate the owner?

Ever thus to deadbeat tanks, man.

You know, this tank, it really tied Tiannemen Square together.

Well, they finally did, killed my fucking tank! But, as a wiser dude than mhaself once said................

"sometimes you eat the tank, and sometimes the tank, whaa, it eats you."
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: digbys kid on March 20, 2009, 02:38:32 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 20, 2009, 02:16:23 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 16, 2009, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 16, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.

So everytime a tank is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm supposed to compensate the owner?

Ever thus to deadbeat tanks, man.

You know, this tank, it really tied Tiannemen Square together.

Well, they finally did, killed my fucking tank! But, as a wiser dude than mhaself once said................

"sometimes you eat the tank, and sometimes the tank, whaa, it eats you."

You want a tank?  I can get you a tank...by 3 o'clock...with a red star on it."
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 20, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 20, 2009, 02:38:32 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 20, 2009, 02:16:23 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 16, 2009, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 16, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.

So everytime a tank is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm supposed to compensate the owner?

Ever thus to deadbeat tanks, man.

You know, this tank, it really tied Tiannemen Square together.

Well, they finally did, killed my fucking tank! But, as a wiser dude than mhaself once said................

"sometimes you eat the tank, and sometimes the tank, whaa, it eats you."

You want a tank?  I can get you a tank...by 3 o'clock...with a red star on it."

What about the fucking Chinaman?!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 21, 2009, 03:23:24 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 16, 2009, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 16, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 15, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 15, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 28, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
Woo...isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of millionaire?

No, man, not, not on the tank.

So everytime a tank is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm supposed to compensate the owner?

Ever thus to deadbeat tanks, man.

You know, this tank, it really tied Tiannemen Square together.

That tank is like a child who wanders into a movie; it had no frame of reference. The fucking amateurs! May the spirit of Woo eternally pee upon all of their rugs.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: Hillbilly dude on March 21, 2009, 03:38:36 PM
Man, Rug peers did not do this.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 21, 2009, 07:53:23 PM
Quote from: Hillbilly dude on March 21, 2009, 03:38:36 PM
Man, Rug peers did not do this.

It's all a goddamn fake.  Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit.  And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say.................
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: digbys kid on March 21, 2009, 09:37:25 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 21, 2009, 07:53:23 PM
Quote from: Hillbilly dude on March 21, 2009, 03:38:36 PM
Man, Rug peers did not do this.

It's all a goddamn fake.  Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit.  And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say.................

Happiness is a Warm Tank
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: brandt on March 24, 2009, 10:22:11 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 21, 2009, 09:37:25 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 21, 2009, 07:53:23 PM
Quote from: Hillbilly dude on March 21, 2009, 03:38:36 PM
Man, Rug peers did not do this.

It's all a goddamn fake.  Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit.  And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say.................

Happiness is a Warm Tank

Forget about the fuckin tank, man, that's just the chicommunism stress talkin'

Very Undude!
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: digbys kid on March 27, 2009, 12:12:02 AM
Walter, if you can't ride in a tank, then how do you get around on Shabbos?
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 27, 2009, 12:55:06 AM
Quote from: digbys kid on March 27, 2009, 12:12:02 AM
Walter, if you can't ride in a tank, then how do you get around on Shabbos?

Saturday is shabbas.  Jewish day of rest.  Means I don't work a tank, I don't drive a tank, I don't fucking ride in a tank, I don't handle a tank, I don't turn on the tank, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll in a tank!
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: digbys kid on March 27, 2009, 11:40:03 AM
Mr. Treehorn treats objects like tanks, man.
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 27, 2009, 11:11:45 PM
Shomer fucking shabbas!
Title: Re: Definately a dude
Post by: Colonel John Hubertz on June 06, 2009, 08:33:09 PM
Quote from: DirtDude on February 27, 2009, 02:25:00 AM
Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature,. . . Asian-American.  Please.


Chinese Dude, Dude.

Dudes only hyphenate when married to other femDudes like my upcoming change from Rev. Colonel Redbear Edward Charles Christ Almighty Hubertz to Jones-Hubertz.

Inclusion and a complete failure to pursue the charming (and thus notoriously undudely) political correctness demands we discard such trite things as not using the word negro or black...  this ain't a College, it's the universe university Dude.  And lest I forget and thus not dwell fully in the spirit of abidance, couples are not always Dude + Dudette, but also includes many really odd couples, of homosexual persuasion such as my friends Neil and Bob, the gay Dudes.