The Great, Beloved, His Awesomeness, Bitchenness Leader seems to be a bit incognito lately.
Kim Jong-Un Isn't the First Dictator to Go Missing
This isn't the first time that Kim Jong-un has gone missing but the North Korean leader is breaking his own record by staying out of the public eye for this long.
Purposefully disappearing for long periods of time is a move long used by dictators, including former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and Cuban President Fidel Castro, and though Kim Jong-un's absence for more than a month has sparked the international rumor mill.
Do the fucks in the league office know what the fuck is going on? - http://abcnews.go.com/International/kim-jong-dictator-missing/story?id=26112466 (http://abcnews.go.com/International/kim-jong-dictator-missing/story?id=26112466)
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