Yup. What they sound like.
Description below.
http://www.handerpants.com/ (http://www.handerpants.com/)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCf9NkcvRno#t=83 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCf9NkcvRno#t=83)
Quote
Great For Jazz Hands
fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs
Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement
Distracts Enemies
Prevents Chafing
So wtf are "Jazz Hands".
And "Distracts Enemies"? Really?
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