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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: jgiffin on September 07, 2014, 10:27:21 PM

Title: Colleges Ban Booing at Soccer Games
Post by: jgiffin on September 07, 2014, 10:27:21 PM
Just as the title of the thread says:

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2014/09/07/11-colleges-ban-booing-at-soccer-games/ (http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2014/09/07/11-colleges-ban-booing-at-soccer-games/)

My only hypothesis is that soccer REALLY IS a cultural Trojan horse intended to emasculate America. I could take the little shorts, no-using-you-hands, low scores, even all the fake injuries. But, c'mon man, you can't boo the opposing team? What the hell? Is this a competitive sport or a tea party?* The only viable solution seems to be importing European soccer hooligans and yabbos who are, naturally, immune to this obscene gentrification.

Kind of like how Europe had to import Californian grape vines and graft them onto their natural vines to counter the Phylloxera epidemic. Well, expect in reverse...and this is soccer, not wine...and we really need English yabbos, not French versions...but other than that it's a pretty good analogy.







*Nothing against tea parties. I like tea. Oolongs especially. Very floral and refreshing.
Title: Re: Colleges Ban Booing at Soccer Games
Post by: Red Back Dragon Dude on September 08, 2014, 06:01:13 AM
oh for the love of....
Title: Re: Colleges Ban Booing at Soccer Games
Post by: BikerDude on September 08, 2014, 08:56:44 AM
Dude. This is about our basic freedoms.
Oh wait. I don't go to soccer.

But really.
It won't be long before soccer will be the biggest sport in the US.
This is a sign of impending doom. For sure.
Title: Re: Colleges Ban Booing at Soccer Games
Post by: DigitalBuddha on September 08, 2014, 12:02:19 PM
Lady, I got buddies that died face down in the muck...our basic rights, man! I'm staying, enjoying my booing...enjoying my booing!
Title: Re: Colleges Ban Booing at Soccer Games
Post by: existentialone on September 08, 2014, 12:57:34 PM
I was gonna reply; but Digital Buddha nailed it!! 8)