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Title: I are drunk!
Post by: Lebukowski on January 30, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: Dude1967 on February 01, 2009, 07:09:05 AM
Shut the fuck up, Donny
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: Lebukowski on February 01, 2009, 12:36:55 PM
What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DirtDude on February 05, 2009, 02:48:13 AM
Walter... You fuck! We gotta go to Pasadena, pick me up or I'm off the bowling team!
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DirtDude on February 05, 2009, 02:50:21 AM
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish Monk?

What the fuck are you talking about? My name's Da Fina, I'm a private snoop, like you man.
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DirtDude on February 05, 2009, 02:51:45 AM
More head Minnesota... I could go for some more head
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DirtDude on February 05, 2009, 02:52:02 AM
Compeers, you know what I mean?
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: digbys kid on February 05, 2009, 12:24:56 PM
I was talking about my rug.
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DirtDude on February 18, 2009, 02:57:05 AM
What tied the room together, Dude?
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 24, 2009, 09:05:18 AM
Quote from: Lebukowski on January 30, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

........and dude, drunk is not the preferred nomenclature, shit faced, please...  ;D
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: digbys kid on February 24, 2009, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 24, 2009, 09:05:18 AM
Quote from: Lebukowski on January 30, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

........and dude, drunk is not the preferred nomenclature, shit faced, please...  ;D

actually, it's "Shit-faced American"
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 24, 2009, 10:50:11 PM
Quote from: digbys kid on February 24, 2009, 12:13:23 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 24, 2009, 09:05:18 AM
Quote from: Lebukowski on January 30, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

........and dude, drunk is not the preferred nomenclature, shit faced, please...  ;D

actually, it's "Shit-faced American"

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: digbys kid on February 25, 2009, 09:48:34 AM
Far from it.
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: DigitalBuddha on February 26, 2009, 01:56:38 AM
Quote from: Lebukowski on January 30, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

Dude, we're all drunk.
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: Dude1967 on March 02, 2009, 02:38:29 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on February 26, 2009, 01:56:38 AM
Quote from: Lebukowski on January 30, 2009, 03:37:55 PM
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

Dude, we're all drunk.
That's interesting, man.  That's fucking  interesting.
Title: I are drunk
Post by: MagicOPromotion on May 26, 2009, 06:50:47 PM
I am an appologetic drunk. When I am out of it, I dont really realize what I am doing at the time and then later on I appologise over and over for it.
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: Window Lady on May 27, 2009, 08:18:07 AM
Just stay away from my lady friend, you're in no state to help her concieve!
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: brandt on May 27, 2009, 11:54:28 AM
Quote from: MagicOPromotion on May 26, 2009, 06:50:47 PM
I am an appologetic drunk. When I am out of it, I dont really realize what I am doing at the time and then later on I appologise over and over for it.

SHUT THE FUCK UP! :)
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: the Knutsens on May 27, 2009, 07:10:24 PM
Those are great burgers Walter.
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: Andrea D. on May 28, 2009, 10:49:48 AM
...And the, uh, the briefcase?
Title: Re: I are drunk!
Post by: Dude1967 on May 28, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: Window Lady on May 27, 2009, 08:18:07 AM
Just stay away from my lady friend, you're in no state to help her concieve!
Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady.