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Title: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: lightningsax on April 13, 2007, 11:15:29 AM
Hi dudes,

I stumbled upon this site and on its list of dudes, I'm seeing a scarcity of musicians.  Here's a few I'm gonna propose- add in any you like:

Johann Sebastian Bach-  Sure, this guy was a bit heavy on Lutheranism, but he never cared about what anyone thought of him.  He was thrown in jail once, only to write 46 pieces there in his spare time.  He wrote an entire cantata (big work usually for sacred purposes) about coffee, just because, hey, he liked coffee.  Badass points:  King Frederick II gave him a melody and told him to make a fugue out of it.  Bach did it, and Frederick told him to make an even bigger one to try to piss Bach off.  Bach just decided he'd just show this king who's boss- he gave him the big fugue, a smaller fugue, ten canons (complex "rounds"), and a trio sonata, all which were based on the king's puny melody and are basically a musical Rubik's cube of compositional ingenuity.  He called it the "Musical Offering."  Yup, no hard feelings, just a gift.  In your face, king.  Oh yeah, he did all that in two weeks, and experts still can't figure out how he did it at all.

Steve Reich-  Most composers try to come out strong in their early days with massive works for huge amounts of classical instruments, looking to be the next "genius."  Steve Reich went out on the street, recorded a hell-and-brimstone preacher, put it on tapes, looped parts around, and played the tapes in a performance, calling it "It's Gonna Rain."  Reich was one of the pioneers of minimalism, composing big works with not much musical "stuff" at all- the antithesis of what the old guard would consider "genius."  People bashed his music, and he just kept on going.  He's still going strong today.  He's also fine with pop guys doing remixes of his stuff.   

Frank Zappa- Zappa became really interested in music when he picked up an Edgard Varese record just because a reviewer hated it and called it "noise."  He loved it.  He was a brilliant musician and performer, but he did only what he wanted to do.  So his last band was great at jazz-fusion-rock-silliness?  He'll make some basic, bluesy guitar album next, and then rattle on about "Titties and Beer" for fifteen minutes on stage.  Of course, even that stuff was well-done, but he never tried to sell himself as some stuffy prodigy.  He was one of the main guys fighting for freedom of speech when Tipper Gore and the music censorship people were working their stuff through Congress.  He also was one of the first people to interview his groupies and treat them like intelligent human beings.

Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: DaJesus1991 on April 18, 2007, 02:14:43 PM
Dude
John Lennon is perfect to be a dude-sician.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: DrMaddVibe on May 09, 2007, 10:06:53 AM
How in the hell did David Lee Roth not make the 1st cut?

He's light years ahead of Spicoli.

C'mon...let's get the guy in!

(http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/010/425/10425570.jpg)
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: BikerDude on May 10, 2007, 02:55:27 PM
Quote from: DaJesus1991 on April 18, 2007, 02:14:43 PM
Dude
John Lennon is perfect to be a dude-sician.

Yeah I'd second that. The "bed in", "it doesn't matter much to me" etc etc...
Dudeous Maximus.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: JoeDude on August 25, 2007, 05:38:23 AM
Ok, how about some folk music.  Woody Guthrie, and let's not forget his boy Arlo.

And while we're at it what about Bob Dylan.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: E on September 12, 2007, 05:37:04 PM
Elvis Costello gets my vote.  He once defended an argument he had by saying, "it became necessary for me to outrage these people with about the most obnoxious and offensive remarks that I could muster."  He also 'rocked against racism.'
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: Andrea D. on October 26, 2007, 02:26:08 PM
Frank Zappa!!! ...of course.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: el_doodarino on November 25, 2007, 11:07:23 AM
Whenever I see an interview with George Clinton he's spouting dudeisms and whilst I dont know if he's an avid bowler, I'm sure he enjoy the occasional acid flashback.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 27, 2007, 12:55:07 AM
I hate the fucking Eagles, man, they fucking suck (headache or not) and Metallica, Speed of Sound tour, bunch of assholes. The best fucking band out there are the crazy fucks in Spinal Tap. Check the Tap out.............

Hell Hole  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b_wdRsnoog

Bitch School  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RCXwy0krNs

Big Bottoms, My Girls Gottum - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMZilI_ct1A


(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1984_This_Is_Spinal_Tap/michael_mckean_r_j_parnell_christopher_guest_david_kaff_harry_shearer_this_is_spinal_tap_001.jpg)
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: ZenDudeist on November 29, 2007, 02:22:29 AM
Nelson, Willie....
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: Andrea D. on November 30, 2007, 12:15:06 PM
Jimmie Dale Gilmore (Smokey)
Though he's a pacifist and very fragile.
Mark it 8!!
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: I am the Walrus on May 30, 2008, 09:32:47 PM
I know this is an old topic but, I have to nominate Keef Richards...

Primarily for is use of mind altering intoxicates to further numb his day to day existence, and somehow write such great songs and play kick-arse rock & roll.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: doubledudetastic on June 02, 2008, 09:45:55 AM
I think an Awesome Dudesician would be Kurt Kobain or Slash
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: jimmyjazz on July 01, 2008, 03:17:02 AM
I nominate Tom Petty
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 01, 2008, 04:23:13 PM
Quote from: DrMaddVibe on May 09, 2007, 10:06:53 AM
How in the hell did David Lee Roth not make the 1st cut?

He's light years ahead of Spicoli.

C'mon...let's get the guy in!

(http://us.ent1.yimg.com/images.launch.yahoo.com/000/010/425/10425570.jpg)
Gotta love those sunglasses, very Walter like.

(http://images.spaces.covers.com/Upload/UserImages/Walter_Sobchak.jpg)
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: TheGermanNihilist on October 24, 2008, 06:32:00 AM
Quote from: doubledudetastic on June 02, 2008, 09:45:55 AM
I think an Awesome Dudesician would be Kurt Kobain or Slash

No, Kurt Cobain WAS a reactionary, thats why he's dead man...

THE DUDE-SICIAN is definitely Maynard James Keenan of TOOL. Come on! The evidence is compelling! If we had a vote out of all people to be added to the list of dudes, I'd stick to Crowley though. But for a dudesician, Keenan has it! If you say otherwise I will have to tell you YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(http://savannahnow.com/images/cwhite/music/tool/maynardprayingmantis.jpg)

This has 'Just Take it Easy, Man' written all over it...
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: duderambler on November 13, 2008, 06:23:04 PM
Duane Allman.  the slidenest dudesician ever. 

i believe he said something like, " music is a reflection, a mirror of what we do.  it's a condensation of what goes down everyday, man, for all of us."
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: Pigs in Blanket on November 18, 2008, 03:14:59 AM
Lemmy.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: Andrea D. on November 18, 2008, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Pigs in Blanket on November 18, 2008, 03:14:59 AM
Lemmy.

You mean Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead?
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: Dude1967 on November 19, 2008, 11:42:27 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on November 18, 2008, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Pigs in Blanket on November 18, 2008, 03:14:59 AM
Lemmy.

You mean Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead?
The one and Only  ;D
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: TheGermanNihilist on November 21, 2008, 04:34:33 AM
Quote from: Dude1967 on November 19, 2008, 11:42:27 AM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on November 18, 2008, 02:31:00 PM
Quote from: Pigs in Blanket on November 18, 2008, 03:14:59 AM
Lemmy.

You mean Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead?
The one and Only  ;D

Andrea, shut the fu....when do we play?

There is only ONE Lemmy I've ever known and ever will know....M?torhead.

I don't search Lemmy on google
I don't read about other Lemmy's
I don't let people talk about other Lemmy's

AND I SURE AS SHIT DON'T FUCKIN'....lost my train of thought..shit.
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on November 21, 2008, 03:47:23 PM
Peter Frampton, Dudes. Peter Fuckin' Frampton.

Trivia from Wikipedia:

In the 1993 comedy Wayne's World 2, Cassandra shows Wayne the Frampton Comes Alive! album and asks if he has ever seen it before, to which Wayne (Mike Myers) replies "Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive! If you lived in the suburbs, you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of Tide."

Mitch Hedberg once talked about smoking fake pot with Frampton in Almost Famous on his second CD Mitch All Together saying "But I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton. That's a cool story. It's as cool as smoking real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton. I've done that way more."

:D
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: Dude1967 on November 23, 2008, 07:33:15 AM
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on November 21, 2008, 03:47:23 PM
Peter Frampton, Dudes. Peter Fuckin' Frampton.

Trivia from Wikipedia:

In the 1993 comedy Wayne's World 2, Cassandra shows Wayne the Frampton Comes Alive! album and asks if he has ever seen it before, to which Wayne (Mike Myers) replies "Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive! If you lived in the suburbs, you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of Tide."

Mitch Hedberg once talked about smoking fake pot with Frampton in Almost Famous on his second CD Mitch All Together saying "But I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton. That's a cool story. It's as cool as smoking real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton. I've done that way more."

:D

Peter Frampton- ALMOST as cool as Lemmy
Title: Re: Music dudes (dude-sicians)
Post by: brandt on November 23, 2008, 01:37:00 PM
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on November 21, 2008, 03:47:23 PM
Peter Frampton, Dudes. Peter Fuckin' Frampton.

Trivia from Wikipedia:

In the 1993 comedy Wayne's World 2, Cassandra shows Wayne the Frampton Comes Alive! album and asks if he has ever seen it before, to which Wayne (Mike Myers) replies "Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive! If you lived in the suburbs, you were issued it. It came in the mail with samples of Tide."

Mitch Hedberg once talked about smoking fake pot with Frampton in Almost Famous on his second CD Mitch All Together saying "But I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton. That's a cool story. It's as cool as smoking real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton. I've done that way more."

:D

Are you sure he was'nt smoking fake pot with Bill Clinton and not inhaling , or doing fake lines with George Bush and not getting buzzed.....what the fuck was Mitch talking about through his cleft asshole?